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@ETAThunder @HoopMixOnly Basketball… the only sport haters have to watch on ESPN classic to feel alive again

Never

The day that LeBron James retires, will be the day the NBA starts to heal. That bro ruined the game.

we have to start k*lling people who say Bron ain’t the goat brah

6 point lead 34 seconds on game clock 24 seconds on shot clock 2 timeouts

@nicksortor Relying on smoke signals to signal the next insider trade is truly evil genius shit

🚨 NOW: A FIRE has broken out in the direction of the Washington Monument here in DC Black smoke increasingly covering the sky Heading over now.

@krassenstein @Barbtomko1 I have a different way of calculating if you are an idiot. If you were a heroin addict, staggering through Central Park with a pocket chock-full of noctrunal mammal dicks, that’s a 1000% reduction in your ability to be in any sort of position of power or influence.

OMFG! RFK Jr: "President Trump has a different way of calculating percentages. If you have a $600 drug and you reduce it to $10, that's a 600% reduction." No, you imbecile. That’s a 98.33% drop. No math besides make-believe math makes it 600%.

@forthefacts And they say America isn’t the greatest country. These people are allowed to vote, have jobs, procreate, everything.

Lebron is absolutely getting carried by his team. They can’t miss 3s and it has nothing to do with him. He’s got the much better players around him clearly

@WorldWideWob I’m most excited for the JaeSean Tate podcast in 15 years where he’s talking about that time he locked down LeBron in the playoffs while LeBron‘s in year 38

oh what have you done

@swishcultures_ @imanshumpert @JordanRichardSC @Brownsplayboy

Lebron dunking like this at 41 🤯😂 @imanshumpert reaction is priceless 🎥 @JordanRichardSC

@RunItBackFDTV @MichelleDBeadle @ChandlerParsons @TeamLou23

Ricky Davis says the Cavs traded him because he limited the growth of LeBron 😱 "He was feeding me the ball... I saw it coming. I'm scoring 20 points and the #1 pick is scoring 6-8 points. It's not gonna work for a business." @MichelleDBeadle | @ChandlerParsons | @TeamLou23

@thedawgspodcast I think we should package this hack with Gabriel and hope the Flint Tropics are willing to part with that microwave

"We have all kind of written Dillon Gabriel off…I think he's going to make it a game. Don't rule him out, and he's somebody I would keep my eye on." Mary Kay Cabot talked about how Gabriel’s quick-processing ability could give him an edge in the Browns QB competition. What do you think?

@ThrillaRilla369 15.

You're eating out and the bill is $74 - what are you tipping? Be honest, I'm trying to prove a point.

@oklahowa But that’s a dude though

San Antonio Spurs fans when the PA announcer tells them to get on their feet and make some noise

@LeadingReport FTC weaker on crime than Pope

BBC alleges that the Trump admin may be engaging in insider trading.

@CNN That’s how you go from Jose Cuervo to Casa Azul my friends

FBI Director Kash Patel has filed a $250M defamation suit against The Atlantic over a story detailing allegations of excessive drinking and unexplained absences. The Atlantic called the suit "meritless." cnn.it/4cSQZEC

@Pontifex Why is this dude so weak on tech!

When simulation becomes the norm, it weakens the human capacity for discernment. As a result, our social bonds close in upon themselves, forming self-referential circuits that no longer expose us to reality. We thus come to live within bubbles, impermeable to one another. Feeling threatened by anyone who is different, we grow unaccustomed to encounter and dialogue. In this way, polarization, conflict, fear and violence spread. What is at stake is not merely the risk of error, but a transformation in our very relationship with truth.

The Catholic University can form pioneers of a new humanism in the context of the digital revolution. This is a service to the truth and to all humanity. Without this demanding educational effort, passive adaptation to dominant paradigms will be mistaken for competence, and the loss of freedom for progress. #ApostolicJourney #Cameroon

Some of Toronto’s players think they are still in the special Olympics. I am looking at you, Scottie Barnes, directly

@FBIDirectorKash Hard not to read that in your head, while slurring, to get the full effect

Memo to the fake news - the only time I’ll ever actually be concerned about the hit piece lies you write about me will be when you stop. Keep talking, it means I’m doing exactly what I should be doing. And no amount of BS you write will ever deter this FBI from making America safe again and taking down the criminals you love.