M. Nels

To The Woman Who Doesn’t Quite Fit open.substack.com/pub/gentlewitn…

Mike be alive open.spotify.com/track/6Rivriuq…

@PBatemanPilt5z @upshine3 That's why you clean chicken in a clean kitchen when things are put away... And you bleach everything after..

Washing raw chicken in the sink. This is not cleaning. This is aerosolizing salmonella across your kitchen. * Every droplet of water that hits that bird becomes a microscopic missile of poultry juice, landing on your faucet handles, your dish rack, your clean towels, your coffee maker, your child's sippy cup that you left drying overnight.

What is extremely unhygienic but everyone seems to do it anyway???

@saimaaxb Got us all driving like this to avoid the fucking potholes

Anyone got a #2819London gathering ticket for today going ?

Anyone got a spare 2819 London tickets for tomorrow?

Nene with a post about returning to Bravo! #RHOA

Thank you God for reminding me that softness and strength can coexist. The future is loud with promise.💕

My Oldest - GETTING TO KNOW ME (Q&A) youtu.be/dwCMMZnhBNc?si… via @YouTube

@itsme_urstruly Call him AI

What would you name him? 😂

It’s coming up to the time of year where I have to get the Gen Alpha’s in the family to watch The American Dream … That’s the beauty of fresh blood in the family ! People have to understand the seriousness of Joe & Catherine’s dream

@pixelprayer Star fruit

gun to your head, name a fruit without the letter E

I clocked it Im a much happier GF when my man supports arsenal

@soylebisakinlik Yep even whiter

winter in London

I can't believe I'm still blocked man

Ha. !

24 hours ago I was eating star fruit from our beachfront villa... Today I'm ironing school uniform! See this life yeah

@RealKhalilU Shitto

KETCHUP DOES NOT EXIST What you having with these? 👀

@feyiszn Scandal

What was the first series you were completely addicted to? The series that paused everything?