
Milord
706 posts








Old habits die hard






EU: "We have a special alliance with the USA!" USA: "Sweet. Hop on. We're gonna go make mincemeat out of terrorists." EU: "Omg racists don't you know how to negotiate?" USA: "K fine, bombing them without you." EU: "Oh, no, the terrorists won't sell us oil anymore! Damn you, USA!" USA: "We have plenty lol. You should buy some from us." EU: "No, you're racist and sell things in dollars with your dollar imperialism." USA: "Ok... well you can go secure your own oil sales." EU: "No, you have to secure my oil for me or else we're your vassals." USA: "Not really seeing the point in continuing this relationship." EU: "YOU HATE WESTERN CIVILIZATION!"


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