Milt

karma is a crunchwrap coming straight home to me

they should only do @GoldenBachABC

why do diced pickles taste better than sliced pickles?

Coach and his trip to exile island. Best moments in #Survivor history. @the_real_coach

the 10 minute version of “all too well” is the fastest 10 minutes of my life. @taylorswift13

@TomScibelli big facts. they also need to bring back the intro music!!

I hate that the jury is sitting there already now. Always liked them getting a moment of shine walking in all dolled up. Just another unnecessary change to make the show worse for no reason whatsoever #Survivor

my dad is singing a remix to a @BabyBash “you got me feelin’ so milted “

Grateful to @taylorswift13 for this message from last night’s @iHeartRadio Music Awards. 💜💜💜 As my mother used to tell me: “Failure is not the opposite of success, it's a stepping stone to success.” #TaylorSwift #Failure #Success #Inspiration

if arris says “i’m a sexual person” one more fucking time #MAFS

@JeffProbst @survivorcbs you need to bring back the iconic opening song!!

Joel needs a fucking hat #TheLastOfUs

so jacked up from seeing Titantic for the fourth time in theaters. never letting go or sleeping. #Titanic25thAnniversary

@Ticketmaster burned me for tickets to @taylorswift13 and @LilTunechi . my range. also devastated.

HBO took understanding that people get a little sad on Sunday nights and built that into an empire.

one sunday morning you’re hoping a sausage egg and cheese can cure your hangover. another sunday morning you’re admiring the species of ducks in the river by your house. life comes at you fast.

mistress isabella brooks’ commmentary ☠️😻 #DragRace15

back to back @taylorswift13 in @MarketBasket 🔥🔥🔥

@kellykeegs or to wear nice underwear out because you never know when you could get in a car accident and they have to cut open your jeans? maybe just mine gma.

My Nana always says to make sure you look good when you leave the house because “you never know when you’ll meet Mr Right!” Praying he’s not at the eye doctor or the dentist because I look like a fuckin troll today

Taylor Swift is directing a movie, going on a world tour, re-recording her entire discography and writing new music all at the same time while I’m winded simply from getting out of bed.