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US Jobs Report – March 2026: The economy added 178,000 jobs — the strongest gain since Dec 2024 & far above expectations (60K). Unemployment edged down to 4.3% (from 4.4%). This marks a solid rebound after Feb’s sharp -133K drop (partly due to a healthcare strike). Breakdown: Health care: +76K (esp. ambulatory services as workers returned post-strike) Construction: +26K Transportation & warehousing: +21K Gains were concentrated in a few sectors; federal gov’t jobs continued to decline. Overall 2026 growth has been more modest due to slower population/immigration trends & an aging workforce. The data (collected before full escalation of US-Iran tensions) shows labor market resilience, though analysts note caveats like heavy healthcare reliance & rising long-term unemployment. Strong surprise for the Fed, markets & economy. What’s next? #JobsReport #Economy #BLS

Scientists today highlighted bizarre “elephant skin” rock formations in Morocco revealing ancient microbial life. Not in shallow waters, way deep in the dark ocean, surviving on chemical energy. Rethinking where early life on Earth (and maybe elsewhere) could thrive.  #AncientLife #ElephantSkin

CFTC & DOJ just sued Illinois (plus AZ & CT), Gov. JB Pritzker, AG Kwame Raoul & state gaming officials.They want to block Illinois from treating CFTC-regulated prediction markets (like Kalshi, Polymarket, Crypto dot com event contracts) as illegal sports gambling.Federal agencies argue these are swaps/derivatives under exclusive CFTC jurisdiction — states can't interfere with cease-and-desist orders.First time CFTC is directly suing states over this. Big federal vs. state showdown for the booming prediction markets industry.#PredictionMarkets #CFTC

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@skillz17q Agreed

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@SDSLLC_USA @elonmusk @nikitabier Experienced the same thing

No, no, no, this is 1,000% absolute bullshit! Hey @elonmusk and @nikitabier, this is exactly what I tagged you in before. Our accounts are being mass reported by people who simply don't agree with our views and we are being punished for it on this platform for no reason. @its_The_dr is one of the best accounts on this platform and now the account is suspended due to mass reporting. Restore his account. It's unjust to allow this mass reporting to continue as a way to censor and stifle free speech.

Missile strikes? Today the UK chaired a virtual summit of 40 countries (France, Germany, UAE, India & more) silently coordinating on reopening the Strait of Hormuz. Their focus; diplomatic & economic pressure to free trapped shipping and stabilize global energy flows.   #StraitOfHormuz

While the world fixates on conflict, NASA just wrapped a full-day Earth orbit test for Artemis II which the first crewed mission to the Moon since Apollo. Today’s status update at Kennedy Space Center confirms key systems are go for the lunar flyby. Quietly pushing forward to deep space again.  #ArtemisII  #Moon

Iran is drafting a joint protocol with Oman to supervise & monitor ship traffic through the Strait of Hormuz. Tehran says it will improve safety & services without restricting navigation. The agreement would require vessels to coordinate with the coastal states.Critics see it as Iran formalizing greater control over the vital oil chokepoint — even in peacetime. Still in draft/negotiation stage. #StraitOfHormuz

@Neiosian @bpjInfoTech @Microinteracti1 Yeah, and you were also taught that french citizens fought the french revolution to huh?? 😂 And that the French are the true revolutionists? The beautiful part is that you actually swallowed that lie without question.

The French President Just Reminded The World What Class Looks Like Donald Trump stood in front of a camera and did what Donald Trump does. He mocked Emmanuel Macron’s wife. He put on a fake French accent. He told the world that Brigitte Macron “treats him extremely badly” and that the French president was “still recovering from a right hook to the jaw.” It was the geopolitical equivalent of a man shouting at clouds. Macron was in South Korea when someone asked him about it. He paused. He considered the question with the expression of a man who has just been informed that a golden retriever has urinated on his Bentley. Then he said this: “Neither elegant nor up to standard.” Seven words. That was it. Seven words delivered with the quiet, devastating calm of someone who genuinely does not need to raise their voice because the staff will handle it. It was the verbal equivalent of a single raised eyebrow from a man in a perfectly fitted suit, looking down at someone who has just spilled red wine on the carpet at Versailles. Consider the man on the other end of that eyebrow. A man who wears a red baseball cap to diplomatic meetings and a white one to funerals. A man who arrives at the most solemn occasions in the world looking like he has just wandered in from a golf buggy. A man whose morning routine apparently involves industrial quantities of spray tan applied to a face that has, at various medical estimations, the cardiovascular profile of a blocked Manhattan sewer. A man whose idea of a state dinner is a quarter pounder eaten alone in a motorcade. This is the man who decided to lecture the world about Emmanuel Macron’s marriage. Trump called NATO a “paper tiger.” He mocked a head of state’s wife. He uploaded the whole embarrassing performance to the White House YouTube channel, briefly, before someone in the building apparently remembered that diplomacy exists and pulled the plug. Macron’s response landed like a white glove placed gently on a table. Not thrown. Placed. “Neither elegant nor up to standard.” In French diplomatic circles, that sentence is a declaration of war. In English, it translates roughly to: I have noticed your behavior, and I find it beneath comment, which is why I am commenting on it once, quietly, before returning to matters of actual importance. There is a man in this story who has spent eighty years on this earth and still cannot find a suit that fits, a tie that stops at his belt, or a shade of foundation that occurs anywhere in nature. And there is a man who responded to being publicly humiliated by the most powerful person on earth with seven words and a expression that could freeze the Seine. Macron has something Trump has spent his entire life trying to purchase and never quite managed. Class. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

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With T-minus days to Artemis 2 launch, NASA crew in final quarantine at Kennedy. First crewed lunar flyby in decades. Under-the-radar excitement building while in the mean time in-between time global eyes shift from Earth conflicts.  #Artemis2

@Dreamoption86 Guessed right

@Milwyn1 guessing half those incidents slip under radar

Sexual assaults on airplanes are spiking. Many cases likely not reported due to chaos at 30,000 feet. FAA and airlines scrambling as travel rebounds. Sky-high safety issues in the air. #AviationSafety

Homeowner in Clark County discovers 30 old railroad torpedoes while cleaning garage. An explosive historical find handed over to authorities. Bomb squad moment.  Shells just laying the foundations. #WeirdNews

Iran’s President Pezeshkian sends rare open letter to the American people, calling the war 'absurd' and costly for the US. Quiet public diplomacy amid strikes. Trying to maybe  sway opinions?    #Iran #Pezeshkian

Oil prices dropping back toward $100–105 range today as de-escalation hopes grow, fueling a late-day stock rally. Brent down after Q1 surge. Relief for drivers and just a breather.  #OilPrices #StockMarket

@Dreamoption86 Dam!

Delphi Digital co-founder Tommy Shones and on-chain investigator ZachXBT have slammed Circle over its handling of the Drift exploit. They claim Circle failed to freeze USDC tied to the attack, even though it had the capability to do so. Because of this, millions in USDC were moved from the Solana network to Ethereum through CCTP without any intervention. Total losses for Drift Protocol have climbed to $285 million.

Trump just wrapped his first address to the nation on the Iran war and says it's 'nearing completion' but vows to hit Iran 'extremely hard' over the next 2-3 weeks.    #TrumpAddress #IranWar

EU-INC (single 48-hour digital company setup across 27 countries) is quietly advancing to make Europe more borderless for startups/fintech. Massive competitiveness play vs US/China while still flying under radar amid energy noise. #DigitalNews #Tech