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@Lady_imoleh I don't. Most times cos my face is akin to glass but I can never go without my earrings

Genuinely asking o, are there women who leave the house completely barefaced? E.g With no makeup at all, I mean at all o, like, Just embracing the natural look. Is it even a thing? 🤔🤔

@AntiBadGovt @BolanleCole Its not their fault. Have you seen how landlords are increasing rent these days?

@BolanleCole People are now moving into uncompleted buildings in Nigeria? This is not the normal way to live Nigerians...no sir its not.

She and her husband moved into their uncompleted building to avoid rent. Congratulations👏🏿👏🏿

@Nig_Farmer I pity those listening to weird people on SM. The joy that comes with owing your own land let alone building is very fulfilling

When I built my first house in Abuja, I was earning 250k from one job and another 130k from another job = 380k. I got money to buy land from salary paid after ASUU strike was called off (6 months salary in bulk). From that 380k combined salary I built a well furnished 3 bedroom house. It took me 24 months with an extra loan of 1 million. It took 3 months to save up to buy tiles, some months I buy cement & keep it, another month na only sand the money go reach. But I persevere. Some nights na Akara & akamu me and my wife go drink to bed till we complete everything with fence and gate. When we moved to the house, there's this boldness I had that I can achieve anything I want & nothing is too big for me to achieve. As a man you need that! After few months, an Alhaji knocked on my gate and said he likes the house very beautiful and nice. He asked if I want to sell as he's looking for a house in that area he can do weekends. He asked me for my price I said I am not selling. He disturbed me for months. Bottom line. Don't take advise from online peeps, your reality & their reality are not the same. The house is worth 3x the amount I built it (It's just 4 years ago). There's no amount of interest that would give me 3x the capital in 3 years. Don't take directions from someone who has never been to where you're going or lived your life. Taking advice from strangers is a big risk!

@IyelolaIge May his soul find peace that's all I can say.

I received a call this morning that a childhood friend of mine is gone. He impregnated a lady. She gave birth and got stuck in the hospital. Bills unpaid. Pressure from the lady. Pressure from her mother. He reached out to me a few weeks ago. I sent him some money. His workmates said he had been thinking too much lately. He mentioned to them he was hypertensive. The last call he took was from the lady. After he dropped that call he fainted where he sat. Before they could get him to a hospital he was gone. This morning the lady was discharged. The family sorted the hospital bill immediately. The same bill they could not sort when he was alive. Men please take care of yourselves. Even if na to run from the situation temporarily, run. Come back later when you can breathe. It is better than dying. Rest well my guy.🕊🕊

@OnyeUwaoma88 If you care so much and its bothering you, use your money and invest for them. They are even happier living without windows and with reptiles.

Nothing sweet poor people like owning property..thats why they buy properties in bushes with hope it will appreciate. Instead of placing this 20m in money market & use the interest to rent a good property in a good area..they tie the money down in one bush just to answer landlord

@SSeguzy45185 @AdesolaSo @BOTAD01 Hmmm. It might prove counterproductive o

@AdesolaSo @BOTAD01 Let him marry oo ... his wife may bring the blessing plus he needs to get another source of income ...

I know a guy who is currently 44 years old. He refuses to marry because he earns 60k as a school teacher. He is staying with his brother because he cannot afford to rent a place. He said he would rather remain single forever than bring a wife and children into suffering. He doesn't do gambling, or waste money on unnecessary things. It is well.

@GloriousGod01 Hes looking for stress free and extra money. The bills in US no be here. Most of them are belle face human beings. I hope he pays his taxes on the money he will be paid. Nonsense human being

When you see a Nigerian who abandoned his own country and is now busy campaigning from abroad for the same government destroying the lives of Nigerians every single day, you know Nigeria is finished. Bolanle Ninalowo (Nino), chilling comfortably in Atlanta, USA, as APC’s "Atlanta Coordinator" for "Relax, Tinubu is Fixing Nigeria"? If Nigeria is truly being "fixed", why did you run away from the country you claim Tinubu is busy saving? This is not patriotism; it’s shameless hypocrisy. APC and all your overseas cheerleaders: keep deceiving yourselves. The suffering back home is real, and no amount of propaganda from Atlanta will change that. "From promises to progress" is your bank account? Above all, love God.

@NigeriaStories Stupid woman.

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@Maya_leeke Be happy he only spat. Next time he will empty an ocean of vomit on y'all and impregnate your wives and mothers. Many of you on this app are bereft of sense.

I don't think any reasonable yoruba person in his or her right senses should vote Peter Obi. The man talks too much. He spat on yoruba people every time.

@Idara47 @BashirAhmaad If anything happens to Alex, you don't want to experience the anger of Americans and its leader on you miserable lots. In anycase, una no fit.

When the incident happened you didn't say a word, what you did was to attack Alex as if he's the problem of Nigerians, you can't claim to disassociate yourself today when you supported the killing of Deborah and has always been the first to raise tribal and religious sentiments on this TL and once you do that your foot soldiers will be engineered and other arewa influencers will jump on it, we can't keep pretending everyday and expect a better society

For the umpteenth time, I strongly condemn and completely disassociate myself from any form of illegal killing, destruction or violence. This is not the first time I have made this position loud and clear and it certainly will not be the last. I will continue to repeat it as many times as necessary that I do not and will never condone violence or any act of terrorism, regardless of who is involved or what justification is presented. Seriously, I fail to understand why that agent of hatred, Alex Barbir, is persistently trying to drag me into his conversations. Though, I suspect that it is for the attention and engagement that mentioning my name brings him. I am aware that when he first started mentioning my name, he had fewer than 10,000 followers on this platform. Now, he has grown that number to over twenty thousand, so it is obvious why my name keeps coming up in his ungodly conversation. Let me be unequivocal and absolutely clear that anyone who takes innocent lives or destroys the livelihood of others ceases to have any moral standing with me. Even if we share the same blood, tribe, region or religion, such a person is no brother of mine. I have no sympathy whatsoever for terrorists. I despise their actions. These terrorists have not only taken the lives of many people I personally know but have also murdered thousands of innocent and vulnerable people, many of whom have no voice, no platform, and no one to speak up for their justice. I stand firmly against all forms of violence, anywhere in the world, and against anyone who perpetrates it. However, what I will never accept is the dangerous and unfair generalizing or profiling that paints all Muslims as terrorists or claims that such atrocities are committed in the name of Islam. This narrative is deeply unjust to over two billion Muslims worldwide, especially to the countless Muslim victims of terrorism and their families. My position will always remain consistent, clear and firm that I stand for peace, for justice and for the dignity of every innocent life.

@BerryG995 @zyainy @abdool_moh Youre right. We get paid by the state because we produce excess energy plus our home uses gas as well so energy is much

@zyainy @abdool_moh Yes a lot of houses use solar so they don’t pay much electricity bills and also if you have solar in your house government also pays you especially when you produce excess energy lol , na suffer una Dey for naija.

When I lived in Nigeria, I thought only Nigerians used solar because of lack of electricity. Then I moved to Europe and saw solar in almost every house. While Europeans use solar primarily for climate & energy cost saving, Nigerians use solar because our government is the enemy of light so we have to use solar.

@zyainy @abdool_moh Yes here in the US as well. Helps in cutting down high energy costs during winter. We also use gas as well to power our home in addition

@abdool_moh I never knew those in Europe use solar too

@_Toby_Forbes @vian337 @aonanuga1956 Which useless space?? You get space or is it your space to drop decaying body you're wailing over?? A rabid dog like you went under her comment to curse and drag a whole tribe you are here lamenting after getting the result.

@vian337 @aonanuga1956 Just get out of my space with your mouth ordour. Bush pig

STATEHOUSE PRESS RELEASE Why President Tinubu addressed the victims of the Plateau attacks at the airport President Tinubu's itinerary for Thursday included two main engagements: receiving the Chadian President, Mahamat Idriss Déby Itno, and proceeding to Iperu, Ogun State. After Governor Caleb Mutfwang's briefing, President Tinubu suspended the trip to Ogun. Overnight, the Presidential Villa made arrangements for the visit to Jos, with presidential assets quickly deployed. However, the President could not postpone the scheduled visit by the Chadian leader. The President of Chad was at the Presidential Villa for a very important bilateral meeting focused on strengthening security collaboration between the two countries. The meeting ran longer than expected, affecting President Tinubu’s scheduled departure for Jos. Upon arrival in Jos, the visit encountered some logistical challenges. While the road distance from the airport to Jos township is approximately 40 minutes, the runway does not support night flights due to the absence of navigational aids. The constraints made it unfeasible to drive into town, meet victims for on-the-spot assessment and return to the airport before dusk. Consequently, state and federal officials decided to bring representatives of the affected community to a hall adjoining the airport so the President could meet with them promptly while adhering to flight restrictions. Among the people in the hall were the Minister of Defence, the Chief of Army Staff and the Inspector General of Police, who had visited Rukuba, the epicentre of the conflict. President Tinubu deployed the high-level team to Rukuba, including the Senior Special Assistant on Community Engagement, to undertake critical groundwork on security and community engagement, with a view to stabilising the area before his arrival. Beyond expressing his condolences to the victims, President Tinubu’s objective was to engage with critical stakeholders in Plateau State on ending the recurring, decades-old conflict that has resulted in needless loss of lives and property. President Tinubu’s visit to Jos was not merely symbolic. It was a strategic, high-level engagement aimed at bringing all stakeholders together to address the root causes of conflict and insecurity in the state. He interacted with the victims, consoled them, and listened to them. He also listened to local leaders and assured them that the federal government would deliver justice and end the cycle of violence. He promised the deployment of 5000 AI-enabled cameras to monitor the city and enhance the identification and arrest of troublemakers. Furthermore, the President invited the community leaders to Abuja for further talks on finding a lasting solution to the recurring violence in the state. The meeting, televised live, was solemn and reassuring, boosting residents' confidence. President Tinubu achieved the purpose of his visit, despite the naysayers' attempts to ridicule it. He dropped an unmistakable message: sustainable peace must be built with the people, not imposed on them. Bayo Onanuga Special Adviser to the President (Information and Strategy) April 3, 2026

@onu_slim This is the reality for many Nigerians. At this point, I belive that the miracle of the 5 loaves and fish is happening in the daily lives of people in Nigeria

This morning, This guy earn N120,000 a month in Abuja… he met me and asked me for financial management advice, I was so eager to happy to help. Then went on to break down his current expenses after I asked him. Let’s do the math: Food & groceries: N100,000 Electricity (NEPA, fuel/inverter): N50,000 Cooking gas: N10,000 Water: N5,000 Internet & data: N15,000 Transport/fuel: N120,000 House maintenance: N10,000 Healthcare: N10,000 Family support: N20,000 Estate Security: N3,000 Total monthly expenses: N343,000 Income: N120,000 Deficit: N223,000 I am the one that needs advice from him because how is he doing it?

@delish_farms I pray you get your own space

My landlord suddenly increased my farm rent from 800k to 2.5M. I begged him, but he didn’t budge. Meanwhile, I had layers already laying if you’re into poultry, you know that’s not something you can just move without losing money. So I went back to him again, and after talking, he agreed to 1.5M for now, saying next year it’ll go up to 2.5M. I just smiled… but deep down, I had already made up my mind to find another place. Thankfully, I found a better and bigger farm, and I quickly paid for two years to lock it down. Now he’s hearing that I’ve secured another place and suddenly wants to start begging after collecting my 1.5M. People can really surprise you. And the funny part? He’s from my own village 😂

@aproko_doctor None

Extreme heat or extreme cold, which do you prefer and why?

@SimplyKalby @kenkenlewu @GloriousGod01 But 24k is too much

@kenkenlewu @GloriousGod01 But in all honesty, in any business, there is always a middle man fee. You can’t blame him for the charges cos they are genuine. It’s called finders fee

In my compound, 3 of us contribute ₦22k each every month to buy one full goat and share. Total: ₦66k. We always give one neighbour the money to handle it. A few days ago, a colleague said he wanted to buy goat meat to share with his guys. I remembered my neighbour once told me where he usually buys from, it’s close to his former house, and I know the place. I didn’t bother calling him; after work, we just drove there. To my surprise, No goat costs ₦66k. The highest was m ₦42k. I stood there calculating… ₦24k difference every single month. When I got home, I confronted him. His response shocked me. "I brought the connection nah. Shouldn't I earn from the update I gave you people? That's my stress and transport." ₦24,000. Every month. For stress and transport to a market twenty minutes away. His audacity was so clean that, it made me speechless till now.

@Ogbeni_Mo They will keep extending it till September gan

LIRS extends deadline for filing annual tax returns to April 14, 2026

@xexiboy2 @BIGDC___1 @OghenewogagaM @MobilePunch Lol

@BIGDC___1 @OghenewogagaM @MobilePunch I don see am. Na d garri wey I soak with coconut water dey cause glitches

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