Resting Witchface

So, it turns out that kangaroos are my spirit animal.

Our 5 year old is obsessed with @Julesschiller ... she brings him up in conversation at least once a week and it's the funniest most random thing ever.

Also, the person doing my assessment thinks I should probably consider an autism assessment as well.....because of course!

Finally completed and emailed my WFIRS for my ADHD assessment after 2 weeks of procrastination and completely forgetting about it.... if that alone doesn't speak volumes, I don't know what does!

@BenBowlinHSW The main ones in Australia would probably be The Man from Snowy River and Ned Kelly I guess!

I grew up reading all sorts of American myth-making - characters like Pecos Bill, Johnny Appleseed, etc. Non-Americans, are there similar myths in your neck of the global woods?

My dad (@vixenzero3) is such a good dad, he knew EXACTLY why I was calling him when How To Make Gravy was playing. @triplej

If this secondhand bookshop haul doesn't scream "I listen to @tanispodcast" I don't know what does! @tkmiles

Duh.

My kids will gag and tell me the food I cooked is disgusting and 10 minutes later be straight up chugging bath water like I used to down $1 vodkas at Shenanigans on a Thursday night...

@vixenzero3 @Philb990 @EdKrassen

@Philb990 @EdKrassen ..Witches are SO good 👰‍♂️. Happy to have raised one @MimmiMayhem

Megan Fox just clapped back to former Republican Congressional candidate Robby Starbuck who accused her of forcing her male children to wear girl’s clothing. She said: "I have been burned at the stake by insecure, narcissistic, impotent, little men like you many times and yet I'm still here. You f--ked with the wrong witch.” Brian Austin Green, the father of the children, also attacked Starbuck for manufacturing the story, saying: “There are only a few people in their world that can actually verify wether [sic] or not a story like this is true and I can tell you with absolute certainty it is not… [Starbuck] trying to claim this is true is a perfect example of someone with selfish motives that does not care about negatively affecting a parent child relationship." I find it disgusting when people use other people’s kids as pawn, especially when they make up stories just to fit their own narrative to get more followers. If Starbuck did indeed make this story up, he should be ashamed of himself. Can we all agree?

The Heelers having separate sauce for the kids is the most relatable thing about this show. @OfficialBlueyTV #bluey

Can we just take a second to appreciate the fact that Pat (Lucky's Dad) is just absolutely down for whatever the crazy Heelers are upto? Play midwife to deliver Bandit's baby in the kiddy pool? Sure! Tango with Bandit under the kid's magical control? Heck yeah! @OfficialBlueyTV

@digiFolklorePod @DrFrancisYoung After listening to this episode, I'm now fully convinced that @DrFrancisYoung is the voice behind Sgt Goldenthroat 🤔🤔🤔

Here’s our latest episode of the Digital Folklore podcast. We speak with @DrFrancisYoung about ritual, religion, exorcism, and a wide swath of other topics! digitalfolklore.fm/episodes/s1e8 #folklore #digitalfolklore #podcast #podcastrecommendations

6 years, nearly 1600 clinical hours, 15 families who allowed me to follow their journey, 30 births (32 if you include two of my own) countless tears, thousands of words written, all to get to this moment. I did it! @UniversitySA

@MimmiMayhem ..congrats Mimmi. You've earned it. On brand for me would have been a cycle ride to a craft brewery with a rewarding IPA. 🍔🍺

Just got my first pay as a real-life midwife... my first purchase? A bacon cheeseburger. Incredibly on-brand for me.

As a parent, the fact that the Wincesters just walked out of infant Sam's room and expected that baby to just go to sleep is the most unrealistic thing about that whole show. #Supernatural

Last night, after 6 years of working my butt off, studying while raising two littles, my registration became official. My new boss rang me today and ended the call with "welcome to the big leagues". I could cry. Okay, I AM crying.

✉️🔮Gemini, Pisces, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Cancer you’re being gifted an experience of a lifetime - within these next 33 days, you will be taken on an experience that leaves you feeling so joyful, so excited, & so blissful. this experience will be soul-nurturing.

Those of us who were kicked out of handpicked are curious what @hilltophoods are upto instead

This morning we both had new ink to show off and we were both so excited 🥰🥰🥰

Wholesome content for the day: There's a baker at our local farmers market and every time one of us has a new tattoo we show each other and hold up the line for like 5 minutes while we gush over each other's new work!