Sweets

I don’t know man, just seems like the Flat Fuck Fridays are coming and going a lot faster than they used to these days

@tayozborne There’s no need to call me out like that

When the hottest guy in highschool is now balding 💀💀💀

A night spent listening to David Attenborough is a night well-spent

I missed this feeling. Thank you Toronto

It would be nice if the most popular song with my name in the title didn’t start with the lyrics, “I never thought I’d die alone”.

Could*, unfortunately

Realized tonight my mouth has developed calluses for sour candy

No one tells you that when you’re trying to improve your diet that breaking the seal while drinking water is just as bad as with beer

Toronto Maple Leafs fans training for another season of pain

I will be playing goalie until medical professionals have to drag me off the rink for my own good.

Rhea Seehorn never won an Emmy for Kim Wexler in Better Call Saul #Emmys #Emmys2022

Imagine not listening to music specifically made for women? Could never be me.

@barstoolsports His updated wiki page

Scott Frost when he gets back to Lincoln

@kp47_ Your accommodation has not gone unappreciated

@MindOfSweet Fine. I’ll find it again and copy the link and send it to you like the middle aged man you are

@MindOfSweet I have a tiktok I’d like to tag you in cause I know you’d find it funny. Stop being 78 and have tiktok

@kp47_ It’s a shame that Tiktok doesn’t a feature like “copy link” so you can send it to people who don’t have an account

@MindOfSweet Guess you’ll never know what tiktok i was going to send you. Also it had nothing to do with nickelback

Team Canada beats Japan with big 6th inning rally, a breakdown

To anyone my age or close to it that is considering starting a family. I beg you, the earth begs you, please cap it at 2 children. There’s already 3-4 billion too many of us as it is.

If you need me, I'll be crying in a corner.

Here's what you're gonna do. You’ll start to the left. Then you’re gonna take it back now, y’all. They’ll be watching. That’s ok. One hop this time; no more no less. Right foot, let’s stomp. Left foot, let’s stomp. Then you’re gonna cha cha real smooth like nothing ever happened.