𝙻𝚒𝚕𝚝𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚘

ᅠᅠ 𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗇𝗋𝗂𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝙂 — 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐺𝑙𝑢𝑡𝑡𝑜𝑛 𝐋𝐚𝗺𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐝 , 𝐋𝐢𝐥𝐭𝗼𝐭𝐭𝗼 ❖ ⁿˢᶠʷ ʳᵖ ❖ 𝙁𝙚𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙮 𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙘𝙠 ❖ 𝑻𝑯𝑹𝑶𝑨𝑻-𝑫𝑬𝑴𝑶𝑵 ❖ 𝙻𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 ᅠᅠ

DNI if you dont like: Fat, freaky old ladies who will make you suck her tits for the next half hour

The potions she drinks make them swell heavy. .

Tryin--. No wait, buying a new dress shirt--. ( she broke all the buttons except for one 💧 )

looks like someone’s got a staring problem ~

whoops~ oh no! They fell out~!

ᅠᅠ “You’re not quite bright are you…?” The tiny dull girl would say as she chomps down on a gob stopper ᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠ It would take the same amount of effort to crush your cranium as it would to eat an entire smorgasbord in under a minute . ᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠ Chop Chop 𝙙𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙨 🥱 ᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠ Not only am I better than you in every single way — but I can literally crush your brain with my 𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐎𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊-𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐒 🍑 ᅠᅠ

⚠️PSA Announcement⚠️: if you don’t have DICKSWALLOWING BRA-BUSTING NEETDRAINING MEGAMILKERS like this that spill out of your shirt YOURE WORTHLESS TO ME TIT SIZE = YOUR WORTH

kayla noticed that the pillows in his hotel room weren’t soft AT ALL, so he's out shopping for the SOFTEST ones he could find his way of finding soft and comfy pillows is a bit…weird, but normal for him!!! although it’s hard to find anything softer than his WOBBLY ASSPILLOWS

ahhhh piggy need a valentine? too baddd best Kayla can do is to have to you HOPELESSLY ADDICTED TO PUMPING FOR FAT WOBBLY BOOTYLARD for valentine’s~ oh and while you’re at it why not PUMP YOUR CASH INTO MY WALLET WHILE UR AT IT you’re already OBSESSED cash.app/$skrvntt

can confirm!! look how FUCKING FAT THIS THING IS and i’m super AUTISTIC HEHE

“GOONERS!! are you SERIOUSLY getting BRICKED up over this?? im LITERALLY fully clothed see!! i bet you’re making a sticky mess in pants rn!! why cant you just be normal for once?” it’s definitely not cuz Kayla is WOBBLE-TWERKING his 100LBS OF PORNMEAT on stream of anything~

EWWWW LOOK AT THOSE FLAT MOSQUITO BITES

Kayla is trying a cosplay from his favorite game rn… are you too GOONnotized by HIS FAT PLUMP BOY BOOTYBUBBLE to even have a coherent thought?? later he made a tiktok in it and it ALREADY has 11 million likes and 200k comments of GOONTARDED LOSERS jerkin it~

🩷SEE AN ⏳HOURGLASS ⌛️🩷POST AN ⌛️HOURGLASS⏳ Copy and quote this with your PERFECT bimbo/bimboi bod~!!!🩷

⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝖥𝗈𝗑𝖾𝗌． 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗒． 𝗐𝗂𝗇𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀．🦊 ⠀⠀⠀⠀

that’s right GOONER hit send OVER and OVER AGAIN for MOMMY KAYLA *SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH* yeah? hear all your CASHCUM going to STRAIGHT mommy’s sloshing BOYTITS and WALLET slamming UP and DOWN making you spurt more and more FAT CASH WADS into mommy’s BANK cash.app/$skrvntt

ᅠᅠ If you can’t handle the 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐭 that Lilo can swallow any cock in fiction — then that’s  ͟yo͟u͟r͟ problem . 💅 ᅠᅠ