Andrés Ochoa

Almost that time of year again.

@JuanPeralta26 Shut up

@PotdPrizepicks $Soccerfanatic

Just drop your cashapp I’m done with soccer… I will send money for the most I can Idk what else to say… He GOT SUBBED BOTH GAMES ON MIN 64TH He NEVER plays FULL 90 min HE HAD 17 PASSES AT HALFTIME He literally just got 1 pass per min since that…

Chilis drunk is a different kind of drunk 🙂

Life is good

@deeshieldss @ssamanthadale

@ssamanthadale if I was u I would’ve turned him every which way but loose!

I had a note that pest control was coming by my apartments to do sprays…. my bf picked it up and said “pest control? what they found out you live here?” 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 he’s fired

@deeshieldss 🤣 Need you here to be my personal chef 🧑🏿‍🍳

@MiniMexiAndy 😂😂 ya Andy one we shouldn’t partake in

DoorDash everyday is a life style

@JuanPeralta26 Shut up

Me when “Aston Martin” by Rick Ross starts playing:

@deeshieldss Yall hear sum’n?

@MiniMexiAndy you ain’t even gon do nothing about it

My favorite day 😌

If she farted in my car I would roll the windows up

mexican food is the best food on the planet.

I need to you only save money live once ( •_•) (•_• ) ( ง )ง ୧( ୧ ) /︶\ /︶\

Same 😍

them: “you seem like a quiet person” me when i’m by myself:

me when I'm in the shower & a song i don't like comes on: