Michael Southgate

Me watching myself head to my first ever West Ham game. Lifetime of punishment 😭

I've said it once and I'll say it again. We've become worryingly shit ever since Pablo Fornals left. No Pablo. No party.

David Moyes OBE’s last game at the London Stadium vs Luton (11th of May, 2024) was the last time West Ham have won a game from a losing position. West Ham have had 2 managers and played 43 games since then.

Since 24/25, West Ham have won just 1/9 games Tomas Soucek hasn’t started in 3-1 vs Man City ❌ 3-0 vs Chelsea ❌ 2-1 vs Man United ✅ (on at HT) 3-0 vs Forest ❌ 5-0 vs Liverpool ❌ 1-0 vs Wolves ❌ 2-1 vs Liverpool ❌ 1-1 vs Southampton ❌ 3-0 vs Sunderland ❌ 11% win rate 🫣

Right then. Time for a certain group of blokes running around in claret shirts to ruin my weekend. Irons.

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Dear son,

My next show 😍 thameside-tickets.thamesidetheatre.com/ticketbooth/sh…

Dear mouse running around in the ceiling/walls/loft, please fuck off I need to sleep as have opening show of Calendar Girls tomorrow. Thank you kindly.

@ReelHammerz I'd rather we didn't end up in the championship again lol, it's not a coincidence he's been relegated this many times

Maybe I’m crazy but I wouldn’t mind having Ramsdale as our keeper

Never trust a West Ham fan that thinks we should sell Soucek, bottom tier fans.

Unreal Gegenpressing from her, we need more reporters to be like this towards him instead of lapping up the nonsense he's always spilling

13 games, 12 wins & 1 draw 🥵 🔝 West Ham remain only team to win the Conference League unbeaten ⚒️ #UECL | @WestHam

“Once you go inside, in this club, you’re never going to go out” ❤️ @Jaack meets Paolo Di Canio: available on YouTube from Sunday ⚒

Today I shared a stage with Harry Hill. #Ifyouwerethereyouwerethere 😝

@WestHamViews_ 7 points

West Ham's final six games of the season: • Southampton (H) • Brighton (A) • Tottenham (H) • Manchester United (A) • Nottingham Forest (H) • Ipswich Town (A) How many do you realistically believe the club will collect from this last run of games? ⚒️ #WHUFC #COYI

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