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Music addiction is real.

the type of girl you meet in a jamb lesson and you never see her again

There are times I see a girl I like passing by and I want to ask her out. I start imagining everything—planning dates, thinking about calls, money, the favors I’ll eventually have to do… and before I even open my mouth, I’m discouraged. So I just… walk past. And then women say men never make a move. Bro, I’m moving—my brain just signed me up for a full relationship before saying hi.

When you listening to a song and it turns out to be the song you been looking for but never knew the name of it.

THis is what you use when you have trouble shooting.

How silly of me to forget how far God has brought me just because I want to go farther.

This lady on my flight got a goodbye kiss from her boo in PH and a welcome back kiss from her fiancé in Abuja. These women aint loyal.

women swear they don't kiss and tell but their friends know your dick length and girth

I don't know why African parents are quick to notice a pregnant child but not a depressed child

To toast girl now dey do me like say I wan put myself for problem. 😭 😂

It's now more expensive to be a boyfriend than a parent.

You're fucking a girl that because of hunger, she has dry mouth & some holes in her pant & doesn't have call credit. She can't even leave your house after fucking her, except you give her money. And to you, you've found the "love of your life". You're a very stupid man. End.

Now watch Iran rebuild its infrastructure faster than Nigeria can repair a single road.

“Don’t buy a car, it’s a depreciating asset.” Brother, I myself am a depreciating asset. I won’t be here forever.

This you?????

@_Joseph_O @gyaigyimii @grok To show you say the girl just daft.

@Minii_528 @gyaigyimii @grok That one go far sef, the cold water for 3am no be joyful moment be that person go dey reason like ozuor

You don’t knowwwww what he just told you. @grok break down the compliments to her so she understands what the young man was saying

One of the most brutal realities of the male experience that nobody talks about is the absolute "affection desert" they live in. A woman can get a hug, a genuine compliment, and deep emotional support from her platonic friends on a random Tuesday. A man can go an entire calendar year without another human being touching his arm, asking if he's okay, or giving him a sincere compliment. We’ve built a society where a man only gets to experience basic human warmth if he is actively providing for a partner. Outside of that, he is completely invisible.

as long as she don't ask

Billionaires don’t have bank accounts like you and me. They have art collections,Yachts,Mansions,Stocks. None of it gets taxed until they sell it. So they just never sell it. They borrow against it instead. Live off the loans. Pay almost nothing. Then when they die, their kids inherit it all tax-free. The wealth never gets taxed, It just gets passed down. And we wonder why the gap keeps getting wider.