Ashtray

Getting caught posting from an alt account that’s supposed to be your own mother. I’d feel sad for his loneliness and neediness if he was literally anyone else on the planet.

It's going to be so tight in 2028 when nine different Democratic candidates all drop out on the same day and endorse Rahm Emanuel.

assisted suicide is one of those things where i very strongly agree in theory but in practice seeing people be told “well no we won’t cover this treatment for your disease but you CAN kill yourself” is absolutely fucking heinous

Scaring the hoes by being too oblivious to all the signs and cues they are giving me to make a move

Erin McClelland, the treasury candidate who criticized Shapiro, posted this in response to the Axios story:

The fact that Shapiro has absolutely no core motivations or principles besides a desire to one day be President has been the biggest open secret in Harrisburg since he was AG so this isn’t a surprise to hear at all. Ironically it’s pretty much exactly why he wasn’t the VP pick.

Put that C on him. Don’t remove it either.

“So the process didn’t go the way Philly fans hoped. But, like I said earlier, it didn’t die when Hinkie was replaced. It didn’t die when Fultz lost his shot. It didn’t die when Butler, Simmons, or Harden left town… It lives on, wearing the number ‘21’ and playing in the Wells Fargo Center. It plays through contorted faces and torn meniscuses. It leaves everything it has on the court, every time. Maybe its knees aren’t what they once were. Maybe it can no longer play back to backs. Maybe it won’t qualify for MVP or accolades. Maybe it’s only got a season or two of peak play left, if that. Or…maybe not. After all, that’s exactly why we ‘Trust the Process’, right?”

the philadelphia ecosystem protects itself. the phillies sacrificed a string of early games and topper for the flyers making the playoffs and first round. the flyers sacrificed game 1 for the sixers games 7. the union ended on a shutout tie to maintain the balance

my sister said "there's no limit on how many Philly teams can lose. There is, however, a limit on how many can win. And that number is one."

When Eagles and Cowboys fans are talking shit and a Commanders fan jumps in

more teams should do this actually

embiid has a career playoff +/- of +330, 9th among active players every player ahead of him has been to multiple NBA finals and has a ring he is ahead of: giannis: +243 AD: +202 jokic: +124 bam: -3

It’s amazing because for all the tactical stuff, the skill development and roster balance so much of sports is just holding the fantasy of spite in your mind and using it to survive a gauntlet of physical and spiritual damages. There are great buffets that can be yours.

Never forget how he paid arena employee’s salaries during covid while the owner Josh Harris was paying people to cover up his Epstein ties

Tyrese Maxey never had a double-digit rebounding game in his playoff career before this series. He had 10 in Game 5 and 11 in Game 7. Literally said he was just tired of watching his team get crushed on the glass and grabbed the rebounds himself. That's superstar leadership.

I feel so bad for the kids these days. The price spread between the donation bin and luxury consignment has totally collapsed. In my youth, if you knew even a little bit about fashion, this gave you enough information asymmetry to utterly dominate your local charity stores.

Deleted hinge. May third. I gotta get in shape now. Too much swiping has ruined my body. Too much texting has ruined my mind. 20 sets of smiling at the sun before breakfast. 50 sets of watching the flowers bloom in the afternoon.

imagine your best player is out for 80% of the season n instead of getting a top 5 pick you end up scamming 55 wins just to lose to the player/team you’ve owned badly for 12+ years in the round 1 of the playoffs

Kelly Oubre is living proof that Clavicular is right because this nigga shitting his trousers but he’s handsome so he gets no slander.