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Watch me attempt to video game every Monday on youtube.com/c/GopherTuk (and watch them every day, obviously)

@jessicatee84 @itsettch @man__George @PaulTassi I actually rented it, so tbf I’m bound to be more forgiving. I had a few crashes, and a couple of floating mobile phones/guns, but that was it. Maybe I got lucky.

okay let’s look through these Cyberpunk patch notes and ohhh my god

“About fucking time” says my dad about the fifth (5) goal from England tonight. Watching football with this man could drive someone to suicide.

Honestly think San Marino are being so rude here. How dare they show up to play football? Don’t they know Lee Dixon had plans tonight?

Aww, Jessica Walter has died. Tremendous in both Arrested Development and Archer. RIP :(

I hope Edge calls for a DQ, and the timekeeper just goes "YOU HAVE NO AUTHORITY HERE JACKIE WEAVER"

There must be an entire section of Wrestlecrap dedicated to The Fiend at this point.

This entire feud feels like WWE hired the writer of that Harry Potter fanfic My Immortal, and just let them go wild on Randy Orton and Alexa Bliss.

Why is the top comment on every Facebook page post now some other random verified page that I’ve never heard of?

The song on the peloton advert is atrocious. Thank god it’s a short advert.

Is this a cat or a second rate genie?

@KayfabeNews I find that joke a little...corny.

Racist, sexist, homophobic wrestling fan misses “good old days” kayfabenews.com/racist-sexist-…

The fact that I've seen The Young Bucks vs. Homicide & Okada And it was a 4 minute match filmed for TNA Xplosion

@vraji The highlight for me is “excuse me I am off*nded, you tweet about r*lationships between ch*racters” Then “FUCK YOU I HOPE YOU FUCKING DROWN” like I’m sensing some odd censorship priorities here.

kids on this bird app are getting real bold.

@ToBeMiro I think it would be fun if you started bringing a barbed wire tennis racket to the ring. Certainly wouldn’t upset any out of touch racists online 😇

I’m trying to enjoy The Voice, but Anne Marie makes it very difficult. Probably the worst judge they’ve had.

I take back everything bad I might have said about Miro.

Skee Lo: I wish I was little bit taller I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat And a six four Impala Skee Lo's friend: Dude, fucking selfish, now I don't get any.

Narrator: they did not step it up a gear.

Television has peaked.