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@WEdwarda @atrupar You are trash bot.

@atrupar Democrats have made welfare a lifestyle to ensure a forever voting base, instead of the temporary assistance during hard times it was meant for..

Rep. Fallon on cutting food stamps: "We have a message for those kind of folks: If you're able-bodied and you want to milk the taxpayer, those days are over. Get off the couch, stop eating the Cheetos, stop buying the medical marijuana and watching television. You're actually gonna contribute now."

The GOP budget extends the 5 yr. tax holiday we’ve been enjoying, but because it doesn’t cut spending much, it increases the deficit by over $300 billion/yr. compared to letting tax cuts expire. Over 10 years, this budget will add $20 trillion to US debt.

@acnewsitics This after he gave an order (before being elected president) to not approve any debt ceiling increases. You Trumpers are fucking morons.

If we're saving all this money, why does trump need a $4 trillion increase to the debt ceiling 🤔 And this is why you MAGAs are dumb af.

@Ronxyz00 God she’s an idiot. So if I rattle off 5 things I did in the last 10 minutes…what fucking problem are we solving? You people are morons. Al you fucks that put these sociopaths in charge can go to hell.

@GrandpaDennisP It will all be sold to the public as Joe Bidens fault. And the dumb fucks will all lick continue to defend him. America is dead. This is a country I no longer understand.

I think trump and musk are going to try to siphon gold from Fort Knox to their personal bank accounts, and then report that gold was missing. There’s ZERO reasons for them to go there unless they’re planning on STEALING SOME, OR ALL OF IT. Both of these bastards are crooks.

@Acyn Does this dumb fuck have people wipe his ass still?

Trump: The water is flowing California…. Instead of being routed out to The Pacific Ocean… it will go all the way down to Los Angeles where they have curfews on water

@acnewsitics I don’t think it’s funny. It’s sad. These people have eliminated America. It’s gone. Democracy is dead.

Hahahahahaha. I love to see MAGAs suffer in the FIND OUT stage.

@CalltoActivism Who put them all in power? They are paying back their campaign contributors. In America, Democracy can be bought. Just ask Elon Musk.

Nothing to see here, just a bunch of Republicans cheering the passage of their budget resolution, which is a 4.5 TRILLION giveaway to the ultra-wealthy while cutting Medicaid by an astonishing $880 billion. November 2026 is coming.

@Acyn What problem are we solving? Once we allow foreigners to “buy” citizenship, doesn’t that just give them free rein to start buying ll of our land up? Wtf is this clown thinking?

Reporter: On that gold card, would a Russian oligarch be eligible for a gold card? Trump: Yeah, possibly. I know some Russian oligarchs that are nice people

@AP Well deserving. Waning they take it in the ass for Trump and lick his balls when he demands. This man and his chronically are so fucking fragile. Bunch of softies,

The White House said Wednesday its officials “will decide” which news outlets can regularly cover President Donald Trump up close, breaking from a tradition where an independently chosen press pool follows the president and holds him accountable on behalf of the American public.

@Acyn Ha. So much for “facts and information”. What a fraud.

Reporter: Who is the DOGE administrator? Leavitt: I'm not going to reveal the name of that individual from this podium.

@Acyn These people are fucking bat shit crazy.

Leavitt: Nearly every single day President Trump invites journalists into the oval office and gives them the facts and the truth because he has that on his side.

@yashar #trumpaganda

A group of passengers on a Southwest Airlines flight, led by a passenger on the PA, broke into song and sang Lee Greenwood’s ‘God Bless the U.S.A.’

@EdKrassen @ArtCandee What is truth anymore? They’ll ask you to define it and then argue about the definition.

@ArtCandee Yeah and his followers refuse to believe the truth.

BREAKING: Trump ignorantly attacks the US trade agreements with Mexico and Canada. He says "I blame our leadership for allowing it to happen." For those of you who don't have dementia, selective memories, or are brainwashed, Trump is the one who created and signed the US-Mexico-and-Canada Trade Agreement in 2020 (USMCA).

@gilkka @DeRushaJ Both sides are nuts.

@DeRushaJ This is what happens when they report the truth straight down the middle, as they should. Norah O’Donnell left CBS recently to same non-event. The right thinks they are lying and the left wants them to call out the right more, they make no fans.

Lester Holt has been one of the big 3 news anchors for a decade, he announces he’s stepping down and the reaction is sort of - nothing. Who’s the last news person to move on that mattered to you? Maybe Jennings - Brokaw - Rather in the mid 2000s?

@TheRealMadOx @DennisPCrawford Prove he didn’t you lazy fuck.

@DennisPCrawford Prove it.

Elon Musk has canceled 16 full ride scholarships at the University of Nebraska for students who would have been teachers in impoverished areas. Did anyone vote for this?

@ilyasamsHOEnov Have a snickers Maya.

USA made a group chat to coordinate fights, the literal fucking president of the United States called to cheer you on, Matthew Tkachuk said the gold medal game is bigger than game 7 of the Stanley cup final (where he won the cup) and ur gonna say this tournament meant nothing?😹

@KeithWMattox @HvH49997 @SenTinaSmith Says the guy who would let Donald Trump stick his dock in his Ass with a smile on his face justifying it because it was small.

@SenTinaSmith Based on the number of people on X today that are making excuses for why federal employees can’t summarize in five bullet points what they accomplished during the week because their jobs are too complicated makes me realize this was the ultimate boss move.

This is the ultimate dick boss move from Musk - except he isn’t even the boss, he’s just a dick.