Nancy Franklin

@CrowsFeet15 Thank you, Crow’s Feet!

@mhdksafa I love your hair!

@CrowsFeet15 Thank you, Crows Feet!

@littleoldlady__ Thank you, Little Old Lady Comedy! Time for me to put on my food-stained clothes and start writing another submission!

"Cover that LBD with my toddler mac ‘n’ cheese blazer. This plain, black blazer is accented with bright dollops of flaming orange cheese sauce and elbow pasta. You wear-a the pasta thrown-a by my toddler. Mangia!" - @Mirthquakes_ littleoldladycomedy.com/2023/05/18/don…

@FindThatPod Crow’s Feet—Life As We Age! A great podcast for older folks, created and produced by older folks who had no idea what they were doing in the beginning!!!

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@morningmoot_ Thank you, Morning Moot! As “Negative Nancy” I wasn’t sure this would get published! Heehee!

"You're not the only ones suffering from 'Name Appropriation.' And some of us have been bearing our scarlet letters for much longer than you." @Mirthquakes_ morningmoot.com/karensstopwhin…

You Are Cordially Invited To Attend Your Yearly Gynecological Exam by Nancy Franklin ift.tt/ZX07AWe

@SlackjawHumor Thank you, Slackjaw, for sharing my gynecological experiences!

@missmulrooney That’s next level brilliance!

I’m making banana bread and I said “I’m not sure about this batter’s consistency...” and without missing a beat my husband said “Maybe you should try a bundt cake” and I’m almost mad at how good of a joke that is? Should I ask him to be my writing partner?

"Business casual or full professional? Heels or flats? If they take you on a tour, flats will be much better. But heels make your calves look thinner. Do pants make your butt look big? Maybe you should suggest a Zoom meeting." @Mirthquakes_ morningmoot.com/weshouldoverth…

@morningmoot_ Thank you, Morning Moot! Now I need to go overthink my day…

@Sassers_ @SlackjawHumor Way to go, Susan! Love it!

Hello World, I give you the most horrific ghost stories ever told!!! #slackjaw #Halloween @SlackjawHumor

@ClinchLit Thank you Clinch Magazine for publishing my piece! If you haven’t read it, please find it and have a good laugh for today!

@amymelissaestes Eeeuuuwww. I’m glad I did t have social media, either. All we had was gossip.

@CrowsFeet15 Thank you, Crow’s Feet!

@amymelissaestes This is awful and horrific and I’m sorry you have to deal with narrow-minded bigots in this day and age. Sending positive thoughts your way…

"I’m going to maneuver your breast on this cold, iron plate like I’m kneading the shit out of sourdough bread." By @Mirthquakes_ thebelladonnacomedy.com/i-am-your-mamm…

@amymelissaestes Blue!