The Misadventures of Ted the Tw@t

Howdy folks, this is me Ted/Teddy/Tedbear. Also affectionately known as Ted the tw@t. Tomorrow is my "gotcha" anniversary which means I've been successfully making the hoomans lives a misery and draining their bank accounts for 2 years....

Survived another year, although its been touch and go at times. Haven't been rehomed... yet!!

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Ffs! That time of year again... operation let's make Ted look like even more of a tw*t 🎄🎁 #merrytedxmas

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#twatontour currently on joliday in Northumberland. I've surpassed my usual level of twatishness by rolling in a dead deer when the hoos weren't watching. It wasn't a Holy island at that moment 😳

@marksandspencer your Extreme Ridge 4 cheese and onion crisps are the dogs doodahs. Must make sure to get every last crumb! #dogsoftwitter #mandscrisps

@CockapooCilla @LiseyLoopster Dad's now using dry shampoo on me 🤣

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This is the face of someone who just had a lovely time rolling around in a dead jellyfish. I could hear expletives being shouted at me... I chose not to listen... Twat!! #dogsoftwitter #dontcarewhatyousay #illrollinitanyway

@LiseyLoopster On holiday, the hoos didn't bring deodorant. Dad gonna spray me with lynx watermelon, be having the girls flock round me 🤣

@MisadventuresTw Ewww the scent

@CockapooCilla @LiseyLoopster No difference in my behaviour as yet! Still a twat!

@LiseyLoopster @MisadventuresTw Any ill effects other than baff time ? We managed to keep Cilla away from them not sure if they were harmful or not 🤷🏼‍♀️

I asked if he would share his sandwich but he said Marmalade sandwiches are only for 'special' kinds of bear. Hoomum said I was special in all kinds of other ways... rude!! #Paddingtoninpenrith #dogsoftwitter #itsgoodtoshare

I'm on my holibobs! Creating mischief in Cumbria!

@notfreeflablue Nope, I'm still here. Hoomum claims she's been very busy with life getting in the way. An elderly grandad to help, the eldest child to help get moved out etc etc. She's just slacking on social media. But it's nearly holiday time, so I'm sure there will be more antics 😂

You have been on since, so were you rehomed?

Like butter wouldn't melt.... however, she who MUST be obeyed is not amused! She may have even mentioned re-homing?! Apawrently, eau de pigeon 💩 is NOT acceptable to rub around my neck. I now have a crusty neck and ears & the scent of deodoriser spray about my pawsonage 🙄🐦💩

Round the rugged rock, the ragged rascal ran... I've been to Brimham Rocks for the afternoon. My legs are not big enough to climb, so I watched the girl child with mum, and cried when dad went climbing and left me. #dogsoftwitter

Oh no! My hoggie fwend has hypo-fur-me-a. He led me up the garden path & that's where I left him, all night! Mum has put him on the warminator. I think she should've wrapped him in foil, like them marathon 🏃‍♀️ get. Mum says she would need more than foil, mum is not a runner 🤣