Arden Gallo

{Flashback: 14 year old me} I was stuck in the basement with my crazed uncle and a man I didn’t know. “This is your time to earn your keep. No more free meals. It’s time you took your rightful spot in my club, starting as scum and working your way up to being my second. A >

Me too 😞

I had so much freaking fun! I wish we had more time

< the woman I love more than anything. The woman who made me a father and a husband. I hope you know just how much I love you. More surprises to come mí sol.

@AnimaliaForte Happiest of Birthdays my love! The kids and I are so ready to shower you with gifts and make you feel like the Queen you are. I love you so much. I know I am showering you with gifts today and you deserve them and so much more. But in reality, you are the gift, >

— birthday girlllllll.

@AnimaliaForte Hehehe. And then some

@MisguidedHeir And you always make sure to give me more than one.

I always make sure @AnimaliaForte reaches her pinnacle.

How I’m going to be when our daughters start dating. But like times 10000000

— now watching With @MisguidedHeir. The Family Plan 2.

Ripping dresses off of you is my favorite hobby.

@AnimaliaForte Then that settles it!

@MisguidedHeir That would be so much fun!

@AnimaliaForte let’s throw our own masquerade

Cuddle time!

Here’s to another year around the sun.