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Malek aka Micha

@MishaGabri

Le passé n’est pas derrière nous , il est sous nos pieds . The past is not behind us we walk on it .

Laval, Québec Katılım Ağustos 2022
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Lexa
Lexa@Alexaxfcb·
Cómo pasó el Arsenal de jugar así a ser el Córner FC?
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Ezzy
Ezzy@EzzyMUFC·
@_Afcbanks Bottlers starts with b and b is the 2nd Alphabet
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Marwan 🇫🇷🇩🇿
Marwan 🇫🇷🇩🇿@Collabeur·
@MbalaDieudo @JulienOdoul La grande différence c’est que le judaïsme s’inscrit dans la République depuis le concordat signé avec Napoléon. L’Islam en revanche se considère supérieur à la loi civile et nous fait tous chier à vouloir changer notre société laïque et notre mode de vie
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Paul Rees. ex Rucksack.
Paul Rees. ex Rucksack.@HannahIamthest1·
🤣🤣 Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'? What is the speed of darkness? Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours? If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Did you ever stop and wonder....... Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?' Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.' Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is? Why does your Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs ! If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Stop singing and read on...... Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? Do you ever wonder why you followed me? 🤣
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Jenlucmelanfion@jenlucmelanfion·
@IranInDRCongo Sais-tu pourquoi tous les groupes terroristes ont des noms différents ? Parce que si ils portaient tous le nom du pays financeur, ils s’appelleraient tous les terroristes d’Iran.
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Iran Embassy in DR Congo
Iran Embassy in DR Congo@IranInDRCongo·
Sais-tu pourquoi toutes les guerres portent le nom du pays attaqué ? – Guerre du Vietnam – Guerre de Corée – Guerre d’Irak – Guerre d’Iran… Parce que si elles portaient le nom du pays agresseur, elles s’appelleraient toutes la Guerre des États-Unis !
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Alain Soral Officiel
Alain Soral Officiel@officielsoral·
Pétition contre la loi Yadan : bientôt 6 millions de signatures !
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Iran News 24
Iran News 24@IRanMediaco·
Trump takes control of the Strait of Hormuz😭🤣
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Anthony Scaramucci
Anthony Scaramucci@Scaramucci·
Let me walk you through what happened one hour before Trump announced the five day moratorium on Iran strikes. $1.5 billion in notional S&P E-mini futures contracts. Four to six times normal activity. One hour before the announcement. Simultaneously, $192 million in crude oil futures purchased at the same time. They made between $300 and $400 million dollars off those trades. Trump claimed he spoke to an Iranian official to negotiate the moratorium. The Iranians said that person doesn't exist and the conversation never happened. This is not the first time. It has happened multiple times. He says something. The trade goes on. He says another thing. The market moves. But whatever you call it — they are laughing at you and they are laughing at me while they do it. Hunter Biden sold a painting and Washington lost its mind. These people are making hundreds upon hundreds of millions of dollars trading on information that only exists inside the most powerful office in the world. I think we are dramatically underreporting how much money is actually being made here. This isn't politics anymore. This is a financial operation running out of the White House.
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IMAM CHALGHOUMI
IMAM CHALGHOUMI@Imam1chalghoumi·
il ne s’agit pas d’une manifestation de la communauté musulmane, mais d’une mobilisation portée par la mouvance des Frères musulmans, de nature anti-républicaine, séparatiste et profondément incompatible avec les principes de la République.
Olivier Faure@faureolivier

La bonne décision est de sécuriser les lieux pas d’interdire cette manifestation de la communauté musulmane. Cet arrêté nourrit le deux poids deux mesures, insupportable dans une République laïque.

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Malek aka Micha
Malek aka Micha@MishaGabri·
@Imam1chalghoumi Ya Chalghoumi yal Himar fi Siffett bnadem je vais le dire et je m’en fous des conséquences alabalek Toute la honte que tu fais subir à la communauté musulmane de France te mènera en enfer sans transition !! Tu es un Gros Âne pauvre animal !!
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Malek aka Micha
Malek aka Micha@MishaGabri·
@Imam1chalghoumi Hahahaha espèce de clown ! Ji si pa si si mwa qui écrirer don titterrr Hahahahha Hey le gars qui écrit à la place du Molière Fronssais Mi-Zilman depuis la nuit des temps Tu aimes ton métier ?? Hahahahhahaha
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Les Spectateurs
Les Spectateurs@SpectateursFr·
🔴ALERTE INFO 🔴FLASH | 🇲🇦🇮🇱 Hier, mercredi 1er avril 2026, pour la seconde fois, des Israéliens se sont rendus à la frontière entre le Maroc et l’Algérie pour y brandir le drapeau israélien.
Les Spectateurs@SpectateursFr

🚨🚨🇲🇦🇩🇿🇵🇸Aujourd’hui, à la frontière entre le Maroc et l’Algérie, une Israélienne a brandi le drapeau israélien dans un geste de provocation envers des Algériens qui brandissaient le drapeau palestinien.

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Matt Wallace
Matt Wallace@MattWallace888·
If anyone can successfully copy the link on this post I will buy you a Tesla
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Dieudoshort
Dieudoshort@dieudoshort·
Mais bien-sûr chiale ! Y'a pas de honte à chialer devant un copain ... ! extrait du spectacle Le Divorce de Patrick Retrouvez tout les show de #dieudonné en VOD et Audio sur quenelplus.com !
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