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Nnamdi Obi@nnamdiobiii·18h

CLOWNS using the same PLAYBOOK. Someone tagged me to this nonsense yesterday. You banned Nigeria and called it fraud prevention. Let's be clear about what this actually is. Your own post admits your detection system ran for months before catching a ~95% fraud rate. If your KYC is that strong, why did it take months? You don't get to announce your detection failure and then blame the country. The 95% figure has zero public methodology. No third-party audit. No breakdown of how fraud was defined. No clarity on whether Nigerian users were flagged by the same thresholds as Malaysia or Indonesia. You cannot cite a statistic only you can see and call it evidence. That passport photo proves one person submitted a fake document. Not that 200 million people are fraudsters. WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE. A 22 year old college dropout who built a data harvesting app and dressed it up as fair compensation for the little guy. Look at your own investor list. K5 Global and Founders Fund have co-invested in the same portfolio companies. Founders Fund is the original institutional backer of Palantir. Your other backer, Aglaé Ventures, owned by Bernard Arnault, runs an AI portfolio that intersects directly with the same labs that Palantir's AIP platform integrates with. Nobody is making wild accusations here. We are just reading the room. FOR MY NIGERIANS WHO DO NOT KNOW Here is what that network is actually building. Kled mobilizes hundreds of thousands of gig workers, mostly from the Global South, to upload personal photos, videos, and documents. You convert raw human life into machine readable product. The labs and platforms connected to your investors then take that data and make it actionable for governments, corporations, and in some cases, military operations. Here is why Nigeria specifically matters to this model. The major AI labs are currently being sued by artists, writers, and publishers for stealing data through web scraping. To win those cases, they need to prove they have clean, consented data. Buying a dataset from a platform like Kled, where every user signed a digital consent form in exchange for a few dollars, gives billion dollar tech companies a legal free pass. You are not disrupting anything. You are laundering consent for people with far more power than you. And here is the part nobody is saying out loud. Imagine if a company already under fire for government surveillance and military contracts openly offered to pay people in developing countries to film their homes and daily lives. It would look exactly like what it is. By using smaller startups as the public face, the same data gets collected, the same surveillance infrastructure gets fed, and the powerful names stay clean in the public eye. A 22 year old dropout does not accidentally end up with this investor network. The connections around him tell a very specific story. We are just the ones reading it out loud. This is the same playbook PayPal ran on Nigeria for years. Locked us out. Called us fraudsters. Made us third-class citizens of the internet economy. And when they finally came back, after years of Nigerian developers building workarounds and Nigerian users funding entire ecosystems without them, we had already moved on. We didn't need them. We needed the infrastructure they refused to give us. They did not give it to us and we survived. You will try to re-enter but it will be too late. To MY FELLOW NIGERIANS, Every time a foreign platform exits Nigeria citing fraud, we debate the fraud. We rarely ask why a country of 220 million people with the largest developer community in Africa still does not own the servers, the data centers, or the infrastructure that defines what "legitimate" looks like online. When you don't own your data infrastructure, someone else defines your identity. They decide what counts as fraud. They decide what counts as valid. They hold the receipt and you argue at the door. The answer to Kled is not begging them to return. The answer is owning the pipes. Data centers. Local cloud infrastructure. Payment rails we control. Identity systems we built. Every platform that exits us citing fraud is just showing us what it costs to not own our own infrastructure. That bill keeps compounding. It is time we paid it differently. So that next time, comedians like this will not have the guts to call us fraud without evidence.

Avi Patel@avipat_

We have removed Kled from the Nigerian app store and IP banned the entire region. The first thing I would like to say is I have nothing against Nigeria. I have a ton of friends from this region and these were some of our earliest app adopters. Genuinely, thank you all for the support. Kled has been up and running and out of beta for 4 months now. We have paid out hundreds of thousands of people for their data, and our users have uploaded over 1 billion assets onto our platform. After several months of uploads we found that Nigeria had a ≈95% fraud rate. Instead of real, usable data, users were uploading pictures of black screens, duplicate photos, internet generated images, AI generated images, etc. at an unimaginable scale. In comparison, Malaysia, Indonesia, and the Philippines have a less than 10% fraud rate across 10x the userbase size. Our fraud system is fast to catch these issues but the level of complexity of these schemes is getting out of hand. This weekend we were flooded with thousands of fake Japanese passports and identity cards with Nigerians photoshopped onto them in our KYC system. That was the final straw. As a startup we can't afford to eat the costs of that data overhead, so we temporarily removed the app from the region while we improved our fraud detection and banning system to quickly filter out bad actors when the time is right. On top of all of this, every time we make a post there is someone asking us to bring the region back within seconds. We hear you, but it's gotten out of hand. We've made this decision with great care. We love everyone who has genuinely supported Kled from Nigeria, and we hope to return when the time is right. -Kled Team

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A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?” “After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship.” “If I died and you remarried,” the wife asks, “would she live in this house?” “We’ve spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it. I’m not going to get rid of my house. I guess she would.” “If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house,” the wife asks, “would she sleep in our bed?” “Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us $2,000. It’s going to last along time, so I guess she would.” “If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?” “No,” the husband replies. "She's left-handed."

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Ajoje⚽⚖️@israel_ajoje·9h

So rumours have it that United need to sell Onana for 18.9m to profit from his purchase. A lot of people think it’s a reporting error. But I tell you truly and surely that it in fact is not. It is actually accounting efficiency. Stay with me. Under IAS 38, the International Accounting Standard governing intangible assets, transfer fees are not expensed in full in the year a club pays them. They are capitalised on the balance sheet and amortised, meaning spread evenly, across the full duration of the player's contract. This is the accounting treatment that applies to all intangible assets with a finite useful life. A footballer's contract has a defined end date. Therefore the fee paid to acquire that contract is written down gradually until it reaches zero at expiry- very similar to the system used for depreciation. Are you with me? Now, Onana joined Manchester United in July 2023 on a five year contract for £43.8 million. Under IAS 38, that fee is “amortised” at £8.76 million per year across five years. By the summer of 2026, three years into that contract, United will have already expensed £26.28 million through their profit and loss account. The remaining book value of Onana on United's balance sheet at that point is approximately £17.52 million. If United now sell him for £18.9 million, they are selling an asset currently sitting on their books at roughly £17.52 million for £18.9 million. The difference between the book value and the sale price is the accounting profit. In this case approximately £1.38 million. Not £18.9 million in profit. Not a £25 million loss. A small but real accounting gain. This is why clubs talk about profit on player sales as a separate line from the original transfer fee. The fee you paid years ago has already been absorbed into previous financial years through amortisation. It is also why sometimes, clubs sell homegrown players for “pure profit”. Homegrown players have a book value of 0 as their cost of purchase is 0 and every amount raked in from their sale is pure profit cos there is nothing to deduct from it. What matters at the point of sale is what the player is currently worth on your books versus what someone is willing to pay for him today. Football finance is not intuitive. But once you understand amortisation, the numbers start making a different kind of sense. I hope you learned something today. My name is Ajoje. I am a FIFA Licensed Agent and International Sports Lawyer. I write on the Law and Business of Football, a lot. Repost and Follow if you want to read more posts like this.

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Mayowa Durosinmi@mayordeah_·13h

For those who call every unpopular or censored information a “conspiracy theory”, well, here you have a Silicon Valley-backed “tech startup” that just confessed to mining sensitive biodata from Nigerian users and users from other countries to build an AI database that, under the CLOUD Act, the founder of Kled and others like Microsoft and Google are required to hand over the data in their “possession, custody, or control,” to the US government if and when required, and will most likely be used to target and kill them later in the future because the USG, which funded Palantir Technologies - a much larger AI surveillance system - need every data they can get their hands on to surveil whichever non-nuclear-armed nations in the Global South that they covet their resources, including and especially in Africa. Worse, the founder's excuse is that he didn't force users, and they were paid in pennies because they were so poor that they were willing to sell their data for cheap to train a US-based AI asset. Anyway, do with this information what you will.

Avi Patel@avipat_

We have removed Kled from the Nigerian app store and IP banned the entire region. The first thing I would like to say is I have nothing against Nigeria. I have a ton of friends from this region and these were some of our earliest app adopters. Genuinely, thank you all for the support. Kled has been up and running and out of beta for 4 months now. We have paid out hundreds of thousands of people for their data, and our users have uploaded over 1 billion assets onto our platform. After several months of uploads we found that Nigeria had a ≈95% fraud rate. Instead of real, usable data, users were uploading pictures of black screens, duplicate photos, internet generated images, AI generated images, etc. at an unimaginable scale. In comparison, Malaysia, Indonesia, and the Philippines have a less than 10% fraud rate across 10x the userbase size. Our fraud system is fast to catch these issues but the level of complexity of these schemes is getting out of hand. This weekend we were flooded with thousands of fake Japanese passports and identity cards with Nigerians photoshopped onto them in our KYC system. That was the final straw. As a startup we can't afford to eat the costs of that data overhead, so we temporarily removed the app from the region while we improved our fraud detection and banning system to quickly filter out bad actors when the time is right. On top of all of this, every time we make a post there is someone asking us to bring the region back within seconds. We hear you, but it's gotten out of hand. We've made this decision with great care. We love everyone who has genuinely supported Kled from Nigeria, and we hope to return when the time is right. -Kled Team

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Dr. Lemma@DoctorLemma·16h

You’ve probably seen this photo. Most captions floating around the internet say it’s a soldier carrying a donkey through a minefield to clear a path. That’s not the real story. It was taken in July 1958, in the deserts of Algeria, during the country’s war for independence from France. A French Foreign Legion patrol came across an abandoned baby donkey, starving and too weak to walk. One of the soldiers picked it up and carried it back to camp on his shoulders. They named it Bambi. It became the unit’s official mascot, was given full soldier rations, was banned from the camp bar for getting drunk too often, and was eventually promoted to Private First Class.

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Two Italian men get on a bus... They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

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A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly to a recently married couple's house... She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch completely naked. "What are you doing?" She asked. "I'm waiting for Jeff to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered. "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained. "Love dress? But you're naked!" "Jeff loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy." The mother-in-law on the way home thought about the love dress. When she got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and expectantly waited for her husband, lying provocatively on the couch. "What are you doing?" he asked. "This is my love dress," she replied. "Needs ironing," he says " What's for dinner?"

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Chetuya Math Chinagolum@Chetuyachinago·21h

I put on my fraud detection hat whenever I see a 22 year old Tech bro who supposedly dropped out of college to fund an AI startup. In this case, what I found about this Kled guy is incredibly disturbing. K5 Global is Kled’s lead investor. K5 Global is a firm that frequently invests alongside the Palantir and Thiel network. Another Kled backer, Aglaé Ventures, owned by Bernard Arnault, has a massive AI portfolio that intersects with the same labs that Palantir’s AIP integrates with. Basically, Kled is the Data Harvester for Palantir. Their job is to mobilize hundreds of thousands of gig workers, mostly from the Global South, to upload personal photos, videos, and documents. They convert raw human life into a machine readable product. Their clients like Palantir act as the Data Refinery. Palantir’s software, specifically Foundry and AIP, is designed to take that data and make it actionable for governments and corporations to put into global surveillance and military use. We can safely conclude that this Kled guy and other similar AI startups harvesting user data are human meat shields. They are specifically set up and funded to do the dirty work for Silicon Valley tech empires. Understand that these Large AI labs are currently being sued by artists, writers, and publishers for stealing data through web scraping. To win these court cases, OpenAI and Palantir need to prove they have clean, consented data. Buying a dataset from Kled, where every user signed a 50 page digital consent form in exchange for $20, gives these billion dollar tech companies a free pass. Also, imagine if Palantir, a company already criticized for government surveillance and US military war campaigns, offered to pay people in developing countries to film their living rooms and daily activities. It would look like a global surveillance network. By using Kled as a middleman, they get the same data but keep their hands clean in the public eye. Even though we cannot verify his claim of Nigerians defrauding his company, what we can verify is that he is an industry plant. He is set up to allow AI data labs to continue harvesting user data for global surveillance and military use.

Avi Patel@avipat_

We have removed Kled from the Nigerian app store and IP banned the entire region. The first thing I would like to say is I have nothing against Nigeria. I have a ton of friends from this region and these were some of our earliest app adopters. Genuinely, thank you all for the support. Kled has been up and running and out of beta for 4 months now. We have paid out hundreds of thousands of people for their data, and our users have uploaded over 1 billion assets onto our platform. After several months of uploads we found that Nigeria had a ≈95% fraud rate. Instead of real, usable data, users were uploading pictures of black screens, duplicate photos, internet generated images, AI generated images, etc. at an unimaginable scale. In comparison, Malaysia, Indonesia, and the Philippines have a less than 10% fraud rate across 10x the userbase size. Our fraud system is fast to catch these issues but the level of complexity of these schemes is getting out of hand. This weekend we were flooded with thousands of fake Japanese passports and identity cards with Nigerians photoshopped onto them in our KYC system. That was the final straw. As a startup we can't afford to eat the costs of that data overhead, so we temporarily removed the app from the region while we improved our fraud detection and banning system to quickly filter out bad actors when the time is right. On top of all of this, every time we make a post there is someone asking us to bring the region back within seconds. We hear you, but it's gotten out of hand. We've made this decision with great care. We love everyone who has genuinely supported Kled from Nigeria, and we hope to return when the time is right. -Kled Team

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TIME IS NOT TREATED THE SAME EVERYWHERE: 1. Germany: Being late is disrespectful. Meetings start to the second. Punctuality here is not a habit. It is a moral standard. 2. Brazil: An invitation for seven means nine. Relationships matter more than schedules. Rigidity kills the atmosphere. 3. Japan: Trains run to the minute. A sixty second delay comes with a formal public apology. Time is a system. The system is everything. 4. India: Events begin when people arrive. The gathering defines the time. Presence matters more than precision. 5. Polynesian cultures: Time was tied to stars, seasons, and the ocean. Circular, not linear. The clock came later and from somewhere else. 6. United States: Time is money. Literally. Every hour is billable. Every minute is scheduled. Rest has to earn its place. 7. Spain: Lunch at three. Dinner at ten. The day bends around the person. Not the other way around. 8. Ethiopia: A different calendar entirely. Thirteen months. New Year in September. A different year than the rest of the world. Time here is a cultural choice, not a global agreement. 9. France: August belongs to rest. Emails go unanswered. Shops close. Nobody apologizes for this. Leisure is a right, not a reward. 10. Kenya: The clock starts at sunrise. Six in the morning is hour zero. Noon is hour six. Time is built around light, not an arbitrary number on a wall. 11. China: One time zone for the entire country. A landmass that should span five. In the far west the sun rises at ten in the morning. Unity was chosen over accuracy. 12.Australia: Aboriginal communities have always read time through seasons, animal movements, and the stars above. For over sixty thousand years the land itself served as the calendar. No clock was ever needed. Nature told them everything. 13. Mexico: Mañana means not right now. Urgency is often self-imposed. The present moment has its own demands and they are considered legitimate. 14. Greece: A guest arrives at any hour. You welcome them fully. The clock adjusts to the person. The person never adjusts to the clock. 15. Scandinavia: Months of darkness then months of endless light. The body follows seasons, not schedules. This is ancient. Science is only now catching up. 16. Nigeria: Start times are a suggestion. What matters is that everyone arrives, connects, and the evening becomes what it was meant to be. The experience always outranks the schedule. 17. Indonesia: Jam karet. Rubber time. Time stretches around mood, traffic, and social obligation. Rigidity is considered uncomfortable, not professional. 18. Russia: Eleven time zones. Vast winters. Long silences. Time here is treated with patience that outsiders often mistake for slowness. 19. Egypt: One of the first civilizations to invent a calendar. Yet modern Egyptian social time is deeply flexible. Hospitality always comes before the clock. 20. Congo: Community shapes the day more than any schedule. Time belongs to the people in the room, not the hands on the clock. 21. Philippines: Filipino time is a known and accepted reality. Six in the evening means seven or eight. Arriving before the host is ready is the real social mistake. 22. Vietnam: Built on endurance and long horizons. Planning here thinks in years and generations. Short deadlines feel foreign to a culture that measured time in struggles spanning decades. 23. Tanzania: Pole pole. Slowly slowly. A phrase that governs daily life. Rushing is not a virtue here. Moving with intention is. 24. Argentina: Dinner at ten. Parties at midnight. The night is its own world. Compressing it into earlier hours would make it something lesser. 25. Turkey: A meeting can become a meal can become a long evening. Nobody considers this a deviation. It is simply what time is for. 26. Iran: Its own solar calendar. New Year on the spring equinox. Time tied to nature, poetry, and a civilization so old that modern urgency feels like a passing trend.

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I noticed one of my male colleagues usually stays back after closing hour. Our office closes around 4:30–5:00pm. Once you’re done with your work, you’re free to go. But this guy? He never leaves. Every closing hour, you will just see him still glued to his desk. Meanwhile, I’m always one of the first to go home once it’s closing time. So this evening, immediately it was 4:30, I packed my bag sharp-sharp and was about heading out. As I got to the door, I heard the HR knock on his office door and ask: “Are you staying back today?” He said yes. HR now asked, “What will you be having? Rice or swallow?” He said, “Rice.” Ehhh!? Since when did our office start serving food?? I quietly turned back, went to my seat, and opened my laptop immediately. After some time, every other staff left. It was just me, that man, and HR remaining in the office. Around 5:30pm, the food vendor from outside came in with food for HR… and another one for that man. Ahhhh! As she was leaving, I quickly opened my door on purpose. She saw me and said, “Nne, you’re still around?” I said, “Yes oo, I still have some work to finish.” HR heard my voice and said, “Chinecherem, you’re still here?” I said yes, I still had some work to clear. He replied, “That’s good. That means you’ll eat here instead of going home late to cook. Tell her what you want.” Eeehhh! I almost screamed. But I composed myself and said, “I’ll have jollof rice, ma.” She said okay, and left. About 5 minutes later, hot jollof rice landed on my table. The joy I felt ehn… I didn’t waste time at all. After eating, I just sat in my office, waiting for the right time to leave, so it wouldn’t look like I stayed back because of food. Soon, they locked up their offices and we all left together. On our way out, that my colleague asked me: “This one you stayed back today… unlike you that always rush home?” I said calmly, “I had some work to clear.” He nodded. Then he asked, “So tomorrow you’ll go early since you’ve finished everything?” I said, “Hmm… not really. From this month, once I’m done with my work, I’ll start staying back to cross-check everything.” The man looked at me and asked, “Don’t you think that’s stressful? You need to go home early.” I said, “No. I just want to be more dedicated this month.” He looked at me somehow and didn’t say anything again. Haaaa! Can you imagine? Why should I rush home when I still have “work” to clear in the office? I am dedicated to work abeg! 😩😂 Chinecherem Onu 🖊️

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Sir Dickson@Wizarab10·15h

A South African-linked fintech, Nairtime Holdings Limited and Nairtime Nigeria Limited, part of the Optasia Group, (listed on the SA Stock Exchange with shareholders like Cyril Rhamaposa and other Senior MTN executives) just got a Nigerian court to stop MTN and Airtel from complying with Nigeria's own consumer protection regulator (FCCPC) over airtime borrowing. Their argument? A jurisdictional technicality: that airtime lending runs on telecom infrastructure, so only the NCC can regulate it. The audacity! The FCCPC introduced the DEON Regulations to curb abusive lending recovery methods and opaque charges on a market worth up to ₦1.2 trillion annually, built entirely on the financial vulnerability of Nigeria's poorest citizens. Nairtime, already under investigation by Nigeria's data protection agency for alleged privacy breaches against Nigerians, ran to court to protect its billing access the moment regulation arrived. Now layer in the context: as this injunction was being filed, two Nigerians were killed in South Africa in fresh xenophobic attacks, Nigerian traders are being told to shut their shops and flee, and NiDCOM warned of coordinated anti-foreigner protests in Gauteng April 27-29. Nigerians cannot get protection for their lives in South Africa. But a South African-linked company can get interim court protection not just for its revenue stream in Nigeria, but to stop MTN from collaborating or doing business with local fintechs. The courts will settle the legal question, and I believe the injunction will be lifted once the FCCPC files in court. The policy question is non-negotiable: Nigeria has every right to regulate how foreign-linked companies extract value from its 200 million citizens. More so, it reserves the right to promote competition and policies that ensures local content, stimulate the local economy and keep jobs here.

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A monkey is smoking a joint 🐒🌿 A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says "Hey! what are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and join me" So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth Is 'dry', and that he's going to get a drink from the river. At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls in. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to the side. He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?!" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree, smoking a joint with the monkey and his mouth got dry and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in! The Inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. He looks up and says "Hey, MONKEY!" The Monkey looks down and says "FUUUUUCK DUUUDE HOW MUCH WATER DID YOU DRINK?!"

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The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Ted had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him." You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagine the pain that poor Ted must have experienced. "Ted was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain." We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Ted's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place." Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Ted. "Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "Thank the Lord, Ted is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely." All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say. A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, "I'm Ted Smith." The entire congregation held its breath. "I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum."

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Cyborg Warlord@Admiral_Cyborg·16h

Kled App founder just ran a clean psychological test on the timeline, and it worked. Dropped unverifiable info. No receipts. No proof. Just vibes. And Nigerians? We didn’t ask questions. We didn’t pause. We rushed to agree, to drag, to condemn… ourselves. That’s the disturbing part. Not the bait, but how easily we swallowed it. A people so used to dysfunction, we now accept any narrative that paints us broken even when there’s no evidence. We’ve normalized self-indictment. And that’s more dangerous than any app founder chasing clout.

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A RANDOM FOLLOWER@Mishael81·14h

@Admiral_Cyborg When there is a literal rubber stamp senate, almost all opposition members have joined the ruling party for their political careers, the rest no longer talk or their voices are in whispers. The citizens get picked up for saying anything. We don't know how much shit we're in yet.

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Since May 2023, one name keeps showing up like it’s the only contractor in Nigeria: Chagoury Group. • Lagos–Calabar Coastal Highway: $11B • Apapa–Tin Can Ports Rehabilitation: $700M • Snake Island Integrated Free Zone Terminal: $1B That’s $12.7 BILLION. No open bidding. No real transparency. Just one pipeline… flowing in one direction. Now they’ve quietly added Sokoto–Badagry Super Highway to the list. At this point, you have to ask: Is this still a government awarding contracts… or a private arrangement being funded with public money? Because how does an entire country become a one-contractor economy overnight? Where are the competing firms? Where is due process? Where is the accountability? Or is this the new model? Decide first, announce later, explain never? $12.7 billion isn’t small money. That’s the kind of figure that should come with scrutiny, debate, and national consensus. Instead, it’s moving like a closed-door transaction nobody is allowed to question. And if you do ask questions, they’ll tell you it’s “development.” Renewed Hope Agenda.

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