MisplacedMetaphor - SHIAS & WHITS
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MisplacedMetaphor - SHIAS & WHITS
@MisplacedMeta4
HR obsessed. 30. ao3 Fic writer. https://t.co/SOCae2BEyJ https://t.co/v6Ae5fe02T
Katılım Mart 2026
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MisplacedMetaphor - SHIAS & WHITS retweetledi
If I post an update in 3h do you promise to be normal and chill and trust me⁉️
mat@user_300715
#hollanov smau where Shane and Ilya are both in the same frat, Shane has a girlfriend but they keep hooking up everytime they are drunk. Everyone knows and no one cares, just thinks it's funny as fuck. They are just like "ah yes Shane and Ilya the blowjob bros"
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MisplacedMetaphor - SHIAS & WHITS retweetledi
@galinaroz81 If you follow me, or dm me, i can send you the epubs of the chapters I had before privating.
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@MisplacedMeta4 It literally broke my heart right now when I went to go read some chapters after taking a short break and seeing that it wasn't available anymore! But please take care of yourself and stay safe and sane!
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@hollandersimp TRICKSTER, you got me. I was ready to devour.
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speaking my truth… i like fics where ilya is a virgin and shane is the more experienced one…
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I MISS THEIR PRESS JUNKET BRING IT BACK RN
Kim 🔥🏒❤️🔥@KJBee27
connor’s immediate switch when they say cut… 😭 brutal
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MisplacedMetaphor - SHIAS & WHITS retweetledi
it’s definitely homophobia but i also think heated rivalry’s sex scenes being labeled as “pornographic” comes from their tendency to not oversaturate them with a million jump cuts and endless needle drops and it makes people uncomfortable like these scenes are incredibly intimate and make the audience sit with that
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@MountAppleTree CRYING THINKING ABOUT IT.
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Is it controversial to say I hate summer and the heat is overstimulating.
Being sweaty, and my body touching itself while hot makes my skin crawl.
Okay I don't hate summer, I hate summer weather. That is all.
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@sugongliwanag HE DESERVES TO BE DICKMATIZED.
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MisplacedMetaphor - SHIAS & WHITS retweetledi
i have been raised by SHIAS shane so i therefore conclude if there are zero slut shane lovers consider me dead... 😭😭😭😭😭 that man needs to be dickmatized by more than one dick pls 😭
mat@user_300715
I have a genuine question after yesterday, why are ppl so against Shane casually hooking up but don’t bat an eye at Ilya doing it? This genuinely makes me curious
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@hollaaaanov I am sending you so so so much love.
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TW: pet loss
I just left the emergency vet. My 16 yo dog Lia, who I have had for half my life, has a mass on her abdomen. I was given the option to say goodbye or bring her home and make her comfortable and make arrangements for next week. I have no idea how to live without her.
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MisplacedMetaphor - SHIAS & WHITS retweetledi
@user_300715 I have so many more thoughts but I feel like I will get eaten alive.
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MisplacedMetaphor - SHIAS & WHITS retweetledi
对两篇fanfic的攻击完全是如出一辙的bottom shaming和厌女症
对ilya fucks around他们视若无睹，shane只要做一次就好像犯了罪
对作者也是，写ilya四处上床的作者不会得到任何批评，但写shane这样做的作者会遭受洪水一样的谩骂。。
MisplacedMetaphor - SHIAS & WHITS@MisplacedMeta4
@user_300715 That, many people were STRICT AF and saw Shane bottoming for under 10 people as wrong, self-harming through sex, and not okay, but Ilya sleeping canonically with MANY MANY MANY people was okay.
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@stillthe1iwant @user_300715 I currently pulled them off AO3 because the non stop hate was too much, but if you follow me or DM me I can send you the EPUBS of where they were left off.
Just make sure to mind the tags and the content warnings.
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@user_300715 @MisplacedMeta4 I don't need no pointing to this one i literally live in your threads 🫣 i was asking about MisplacedMetaphor's fic they mentioned in the tweet 👀
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