Alex Cirillo

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He was born into it #KnicksTape @antf0621 @MissCirillo

The dog knows not to lick the baby but the baby doesn’t know not to lick the dog.

Watching my son try to self soothe by sucking his right thumb just to have his unwieldy left hand swoop in time and time again, knocking it out of his mouth and waking him up, I can confirm that the left hand is the devil’s hand.

IDC how old I am, I will wear my hair in pigtails bc it’s the only hairstyle I know how to do.

One of the names that I really liked for Reece was Phoenix and now that I see that Paris Hilton named her son that I am questioning what that says about me. Thank you for killing that name @antf0621.

@RebeccaDeO I’ll never forget, though I probably should erase it from my memory for self preservation!

@MissCirillo Remember mani/pedi for $20???

Remember when a regular manicure was $8. Those were the days.

@MKConnerton @AnnapHS_AACPS Yay Maz!

Words cannot describe the gratitude I feel in my heart for this honor to serve as #AACPSTOY2023 finalist! Thank you so much to the Dr. Bedell, Dr. Tobin, and members of the TOY Board for visiting me today @AnnapHS_AACPS !

@jennifercarolyn Yeaaaa whatever that is.

I just saw a bumper sticker that said “I kissed a dog and I liked it” and I didn’t like it.

I will preorder tickets to any @Marvel film directed by @pamsson!

@Legandthai Nelly knew.

The leg strength developed over many years of dropping down to get my eagle on at the club have served me quite well in motherhood as I’m constantly needing to squat precariously to pick things up off of the floor while holding my baby without waking him.

My niece Mia is the Set Designer and Prop Master for her high school’s production of The Addams Family Musical. Support her fundraiser if you can! s.dgpopup.com/6oj7s2g3

Damn Car Shield got AI.

@SharaAshleyZ I keep meaning to, and yet...

@MissCirillo Freeze the Bananas. Then you never have to worry.

Every time I want to make a smoothie I either have milk and unripe bananas or ripe bananas and bad milk. Is it just me?

@micschi Now that would be very useful. Or somewhat useful, at least.

A car that changes colors is useless to me.