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You called??

@amalnotclooney 😂😂

@MissCoco_SA Wish it was that, but thankfully regular lol 😂

Lol 😂 can I have a cryptic pregnancy if I literally took a test and it’s negative and I get my period like normal? Bc omg I swear there is something moving inside of me and I’m weirdly bloated like I look pregnant 🫤🫤🫤

@Khuze_Elikhulu Get on and tell him, "this is what you dont do!"

Guys, how do I teach my son how to ride a skateboard if I myself can't ride a skateboard?

@danielsunss Did you recently have breast implants? Because Kaashifa from Suidooster lost her taste and smell after Rafik strong-willed her into doing breast implants 😂

this is the only ‘starry night’ i will acknowledge from now onwards. Sorry to that man and his ear.

@So_Sinzable Establishing her dominance and marking her territory! I like!

One thing a potty trained toddler is gonna do, is gonna want to take a kak as soon as they get to a new establishment.

If I get in, I dont care what date i get I will just book a ticket even for one day! #Flysafair

@Khuze_Elikhulu Omg adult res is sending me 😩 I live in Adult res, and the amount of R1mil+ cars here is insane!!

Unrelated but getting that type of car while staying at adult res?

@amalnotclooney Look at god!! 😂😂

LMFAO 🤣 I know Temu ads are annoying, but guuuuuys look here 🤣

@amalnotclooney I was in the heart of rewatching the old seasons to get to the new season but when I boycotted Disney+ that came to a stop. I’m so annoyed at Disney! 😤

Lol 😂 it took me more than a year but I rewatched the entire Grey’s and guess who is excited for more seasons? ME! HATERS CAN HATE🤣 I like the new interns, Mika Yasuda is so Cristina Yang 🥹💕 Inject it into my veins 😋

@singfromthehair That clone of hers hasn’t yet gotten used to it’s new body 😂

I don’t wanna say H1 is clumsy or awkward. She’s a slim, gangly kid and yeah, her legs are a little long. She’s growing up. We give her grace, you know? But I watched her leg get caught on a door and she fell head first over the piano stool into a forward roll and it was SURREAL

@singfromthehair 😂

@MissCoco_SA I wanted to tell her when she’s older and can understand. I didn’t expect her to suspect so soon 😳

H1 was doing something weird in the front of the mirror so I asked her what’s up? And she said she was checking to see if she’s a clone. I told her she’s not a clone. “But how do you know?” “I just do. You’re not a clone.” “I don’t know, Nana.” She remains unconvinced. 🤣

What a pity!

@KarenVanWyk7 How many white people don’t butcher their faces because they want bigger lips, higher cheek bones, pointier noses etc? At least woc can remove the hair and go natural if they want.

I don't get this chat because do you know how many non black people rock extentions, clip ins, wigs? Do you know how orthodox jews wear wigs made from other people's hair when they marry. I boil such statements down to the persons own self hate that they project its not ignorance

@TjaarlsDavis @sass_panda @lienotzel Not a holding cell 🤣

@sass_panda @MissCoco_SA @lienotzel Not to book a holding cell while on vacation ✍🏿

Don't be an asshole to the locals No eating at any international franchises 1 Mall trip max 2hrs If you haven't paid for my trip do not put me on any kind of schedule. I'm relaxing! Try all the food ( but remember to ask about allergens) Be bets!

@sarcasticmommy4 I donno hey, I get it? 😬

If anyone is on the fence about having kids, I just had to break up an argument about “HE’S BREATHING TOO CLOSE TO ME!”

You know what phrase I think is weird? “I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy.” The other day I was talking about something painful that happened to me and I said that. Then I said “wait, I would 😂” I want my enemy to suffer, never mind my WORST enemy.

@ZakzR ALWAYS!! 🥺 When does it stop?! 🥹

I hate being an adult. There’s always a million things to do 😭