𝐜/𝐨 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐚 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞 ██████

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@cigsfortwo I bet it was love at first sight between the two of them. 😭

@MissLMI he was so tiny 😭🚬

just found a baby simon pic 🥹

@dracuswaa No, I know exactly what you mean. Like when they’re home I bet they just stare at each other when they’re not, um, busy. Because I sure as hell would.

@MissLMI i really don’t know who i should be jealous of more atp

this was just insane

@conswaaa Ughhhh. I want them both to quit smoking. I know it’s hard but they gotta do it. 💔

@MissLMI idk i feel like probably not anytime soon 😭

if there’s one thing we can count on… it’s connor storrie chewing the FUCK outta that nicotine gum 😭🐴

@mccarthyswifey Yes! Her skin always looks amazing. It’s because she’s so unproblematic & kind. 🫶🏼

@MissLMI Right they always do her justice I do makeup myself for my drag and would love to do hers as she has a great canvas to work with! Her current artist is Afton Williams and she’s always got her looking so good

Okay so I have many so prepare for a thread that’ll be ongoing starting with these..

@loveydoveycois She’s just like us for real. 🥹 A girl’s girl.

Candice can’t go two days without posting him.

my guts are telling me we're getting underwearmodelnor soon

they all wanna look like me

@yncvnnor Like he is my emergency contact at school & NO ONE can get ahold of him.

hope françois knows i feel like a kid he abandoned right now

@akira1love Like I wanna know if Connor was already cast? But I’m assuming he cast François first. I mean, they owe everything to Jacob. Their first born. Lol.

instant wheeze every time I stumble across this picture

@El_Bazo_Roto @franconedits Lol. For Connor: 🤠 For François: 🤓 I wonder if they ever go to Musso & Frank.

@MissLMI @franconedits This is what I think went down

the day this dropped…. lives changed

@franconedits Ahhh. Like, I’m glad we get to see it but not at the expense of their privacy. Someone made $ over their cute date night & that makes me sad, honestly.

@MissLMI Not a pap pic. Another person at the restaurant took the pic and sold it to TMZ

Life meets you at your audacity

@franconedits Idk how either he or François do it because they both have smiles that kill me. I bet they just stare at each other & are all, “That’s mine! That man’s smile is for me!” 🥹🥹🥹

I know he is addicted to serving but when he smilessssssss I can’t

Yall know Jerry Jones and Bill Clinton ran through Arkansas back in the day

Reporter is asking a question during Jerry Jones' presser. Jerry interrupts, points toward the front door of The Star and says, "The President is here to say hello." Five seconds later, Bill Clinton walks in. Jerry trips getting up to greet him, then they spoke, and The Star is a very surreal place.