Mrs. 319 🐄

Justin and I are good, loving parents, we promise: a saga

How are we in our 30’s/nearing 30’s and people still don’t know the difference between you’re and your 😭😭😭😭

@alexcottonyoung Thanks bub 🤣❤️

If anyone wants to Venmo me $1, I wouldn’t be mad

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I’m so balls deep in my motherhood that I often find myself still jamming to the kids movie soundtrack even if Jameson isn’t in the car 🤣😅

My kid is straight up living his best life at all times. 🥰😍

One day my baby child will say words the proper way and that will be a sad day for this mama 😭😭😭😭

Jameson has started calling me honey 🤣🥹 “Morning honey” “Bye bye honey” “Love you honey” “See ya mama honey”

Jameson requests two songs to and from daycare every single day: Hey Jude by The Beatles WAM by A$AP Ferg 🤣🤣 I’m starting him with that well-rounded music education early

On top of waking up an hour early, the Master Jameson has informed me that he will, in fact, NOT be napping on our drive to KC. HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO ME! 🤣😭😒

@espkc1 Ain’t that the truth!

In a very fitting Mother’s Day turn of events, Jameson woke up an hour early and I don’t get my quiet coffee time 🤣🙃😩

Getting real tired of cleaning up stink pickles out of the bathtub JAMESON 😭😒

My kid is an absolutely feral nut job weirdo and it’s my favorite thing 😍🥰

It ironic when people thank prayers for medical miracles happening. That’s science, boo. 😅

Not me listening to the affirmation song long after Jameson is asleep THERE IS NO ONE BETTER TO BE THAN MYSELF TODAYS GONNA BE AN AMAZING DAY MY FEELINGS MATTER I GET BETTER EVERY SINGLE DAY 🤣😩😑 send help plz

Can we get a nice day in March? Midwest:

Jameson was up from midnight-3 am last night. About 2:15, we were hanging out in the living room and I started crying from frustration. He brought me his bear and said “okay mama?” and gave me a big hug 😭😭😭😭🥹 love you, kid.