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MamiKay🫧🍯🌺
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Do a split on top of the car and get 🐱 ate through the sunroof 🤣🤣
MamiKay🫧🍯🌺@MissMamiKay
I need a car that has a sunroof on top I got a few ideas 😏😅
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A relaxing real massage is never going to happen !! 😅
Oreo ❤️🔥🌹@Oreo_chokolate
Massage that leads to sex >>>>>>> x2 🤭
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@Oreo_chokolate A relaxing real massage was never going to happen !! 😅
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That cat has a silver spoon 👏👏😅
We don't deserve cats 😺@catsareblessing
Dads with the pet they didn't want in the house♥️
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@Forte4r I was wondering the same thing they adding some new shit to it 😅
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I was a surrogate for a very rich gay man. He paid me $75,000 upfront, the highest offer I got. Everything was professional. Contracts signed, lawyers involved, no funny business.
I carried and delivered a beautiful baby boy for him. He was over the moon, crying when he held his son for the first time. I thought our agreement was done.
Two months later he invited me to his mansion for a “thank you dinner.” After the meal, he got serious and said:
“I need one more favor. I want you to marry me.”
I laughed, thinking it was a joke. It wasn’t.
He explained he’s under huge pressure from his conservative family and business partners. They’re starting to suspect he’s gay. He wants a lavender marriage, we stay married on paper for 5 years, appear together at events, take pictures, act like a happy couple in public. In private, we live completely separate lives.
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