Charlotte Matabaro

@FrankC164 @KensingtonRoyal Because nobody wants a pain in the arse at the dinner table

Looking forward to a special banquet tonight in Windsor 🇩🇪🇬🇧

I'm just a girl

People who put a hose back on the reel with a kink in it, should be executed on the spot.

Why does everyone have the same snot green colour front door now?

I think about murdering more than I should.

Why aren't safety demonstrations a thing on ferries? Nobody ever showed me where the life boat was.

Another year of crash free driving and another year of ridiculous insurance hikes.

Stop working and look at my plant 🪴

@BrianGarrigan Should we all be transphobic now Father? It's just I have the farm during the day and in the evening I just like the cup of tea.

Who STANDS with Graham Linehan, please say yes #2Genders

@OrlaghInCork Shoved chicken. Wringed lamb. Contorted turkey. Stretched venison.

@clongent No need for WiFi.

@MissMatabaro I’d have the WiFi sorted 👍 am I in ? 😂

Some of my friends are angry that they didn't make my end of the world apocalypse survival group. They're just not up to scratch.

@SaintMichael293 If they question our decision to exclude them, we've made the right choice.

@MissMatabaro My friend Anna got genuinely upset that’s she’d have to be ‘removed’ if my crime family idea got off the ground, due to her being too loose lipped. Sorry Anna, but you’re too much of a risk

@chrisph69 If you meet the criteria

@georgea37487921 I really am

@MissMatabaro U are old

I'm old enough to remember when ice cream wasn't available all year round.

What makes & shapes an entrepreneur? We ask @RossLazarooHood 5 fundamental questions to delve deeper into the conversation within the pages of BLENDS AND BOTANICS MAGAZINE edition 2. Out September 30th!

So organised

Let me be the first to wish you all a merry Christmas 😂😂