Nik Naknoo

9hrs of pure agony but totally worth it! Thankyou to Gari Henderson at Aurora yesterday!! Over the moon with it! xx

Slave reparations! I’m all in! I’ve decided to personally gift £1 million Sterling to every single person my family ever enslaved. Please form an orderly queue and bring: • Ironclad documents proving my family personally enslaved you (bonus points if they include my great-great-grandpa’s signature and a Polaroid). • Your birth certificate proving you were born before Britain abolished slavery on 1 August 1834. • Proof you’re still alive (the gift can only be claimed in person, no ghosts, no estates, no “my ancestor told me so”). Oh, and while you’re at it, maybe swing by the local cemetery with a shovel. I’m sure those poor souls buried since the 1800s would appreciate being dug up for their cheque. They’ve waited long enough, right? Look, if we’re doing “reparations” for historical slavery, let’s do it properly: only to the actual victims. Not their great-great-great-grandchildren who were born free in the 20th or 21st century, sipping oat milk lattes while tweeting about “trauma.” This isn’t justice, it’s a cosmic-level grift. It’s like demanding the Roman Empire pay for the roads they built because some distant ancestor got conquered by Caesar. Or billing modern Italians for every Gaul who got turned into a slave 2,000 years ago. Newsflash: No living person in Britain today was a slave under British law, and no living person in Britain today owned slaves under British law. The people who suffered are dead. The people who profited are dead. Their descendants, Black, White, Asian, mixed, whatever had zero say in it. Chasing “reparations” from random taxpayers (including the descendants of abolitionists, coal miners, and people who arrived after 1834) isn’t healing historical wounds. It’s creating new ones while opening the most hilarious Pandora’s box in human history: • Should Ireland demand reparations from Britain for the Potato Famine? • Should Britain demand reparations from Denmark for the Viking slave raids? • Should Italians bill Mongols for the sack of Baghdad? • Should every African nation start invoicing each other for the centuries of tribal warfare and slave-trading that predated (and supplied) the transatlantic trade? Where does the grievance chain end? 1066? The Bronze Age? Lucy the Australopithecus getting stiffed on her cave rent? Slavery was a universal human horror, practised by every civilisation from the Egyptians to the Aztecs to the Arabs to the Africans themselves (who sold millions into the trade). Britain didn’t invent it. Britain ended it, at massive cost, with the Royal Navy spending decades hunting slave ships while other empires kept right on going. Demanding cash from people who never owned slaves, to give to people who were never slaves, isn’t “reparations.” It’s retroactive time-travel cosplay with other people’s money. It’s the ultimate participation trophy for historical victimhood: “My ancestor suffered, therefore I deserve a payout… even though I live in a free society with more opportunity than 99.9% of humans who ever lived.” If you want actual justice, how about this radical idea: Stop obsessing over who owes whom from 200 years ago, and start judging people by what they do today. Work hard. Build. Create. Don’t inherit grievances like their family heirlooms. The desire for slavery reparations isn’t righteous anger. It’s lazy, entitled, historically illiterate greed dressed up as moral superiority, demanding a lottery win for a suffering you never endured, from people who never caused it. My £1 million offer stands. Just bring the paperwork. And a time machine. #Reparations #Slavery Oh, and fcuk you Lenny Henry.

The UK has abstained on a UN vote, by Ghana, calling on former colonial powers to pay reparations for the slave trade. There are roughly 7 million slaves in Africa today, perhaps they should focus on that if they are so morally outraged by it? The UK was also the first country in the entire history of humanity to end slavery, costing British lives and a debt we have only just recently paid off. We’ve done our part, in fact, we’ve done more than any other nation ever.

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I think I’ll honestly cry if I have to cancel 😩

This woman has a good point

How is this fair? British kids have to get 3 As to get into University yet foreign students have to get 2 Cs and 1 D.... for the exact same course.

Hi everyone! No I haven’t been hacked and if you want a voice note to prove it, I don’t mind 😂 I’m currently starting a new job with Utility Warehouse. We’ve all heard the news about energy prices rising, if you’re worried and want to see how I can help you save you money, drop me a DM ♥️

Sixteen years ago, one man stood alone on a grassy hill at a music festival in Washington State, USA, and started dancing by himself. People glanced over and looked away. Some laughed. His roommate leaned in and warned him people were filming him. He did not stop. Then one stranger got up and joined him. Then another. Then the hillside tipped. Within minutes, hundreds of people were sprinting from across the field to be part of something that, thirty seconds earlier, had been one man being laughed at in a field. Someone filming from higher up the hill said quietly: "See what one man can do. One man can change the world." The clip spread across the internet in 2009. Entrepreneur Derek Sivers played it at a TED conference to explain how movements actually begin. Not with the first person brave enough to start, he argued, but with the first person willing to join them. Collin Wynter, the man dancing alone, later said he had no idea he had done anything special. He was just tired of watching everyone sit still.

I don’t like to stray too often into conspiracy land…so let’s just stick with coincidence shall we. In Oct/Nov 2019 there was a full blown pandemic preparedness operation to plan responses to a major pandemic, then 3/4 months later COVID hit. In Oct/Nov 25 in the U.K. Operation Pegasus was a new 3 stage pandemic preparedness operation, which specifically mentions meningitis, lo and behold 4/5 months later the rapidly growing Kent meningitis outbreak. Coincidence is a funny old thing 🤔

@BGatesIsaPyscho @dr_stifler

30 years ago today… The Prodigy unleashed this masterpiece…

Conspiracy theorists realizing they were right… AGAIN.

The Pandemic Planners STRIKE AGAIN… The UK SIMULATED a Meningitis Outbreak in 2025… Left: “Explosive Meningitis Outbreak is unprecedented…” -BBC Right: “The Exercise Pegasus Scenario focused children and young people, causing symptoms including meningitis and paralysis”

@BrexitDuck Happy Birthday!! 🍻🎉🎂

Good morning from a cool Black Country. Balloons today. Where did 62 years go?

She is Clueless no more 🔥🔥🔥

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🚨RICKY GERVAIS LAUNCHES BLISTERING ATTACK ON KEIR STARMER & THE ENTIRE CORRUPT POLITICAL ELITE 🔥🤬 Ricky Gervais Tears Into Every Lying, Greedy Politician As Shitty Corrupt Tw*ts In Savage Tirade 👊💥 Ricky Gervais has unleashed a ferocious, profanity-laced blistering attack that spares absolutely no one in Westminster—Keir Starmer, Labour, the Tories, the lot of them get shredded with zero mercy. The comedian's resurfaced rant is unrelenting fury as he eviscerates the lot: “They’re all f*cking, lying, sh!tty little, f*cking corrupt tw*ts!” Any naive hope of decent people in power? Obliterated. Gervais delivers the cold truth: “I think I thought there was good guys and bad guys, but now I just think they’re all little f*cking sh*ts.” He then goes straight for the jugular on the entitled, silver-spoon brigade still lording it over everyone: “Greedy little f*cking posh tw*ts.” Gervais isn't offering polite critique; he's voicing the raw frustration boiling over across the country after endless broken promises and sleaze. Well said @rickygervais 👏👏

@MoleyBum1 @VrtuSignalBlokr @MarkHeath45 We sang “down his pants” 😂

@VrtuSignalBlokr @MarkHeath45 We changed the words to “up His bum”. We were hilarious children.

What was your favourite hymn/song in a morning assembly when you were a child?? Sing Hosana is mine, absolute banger 😂🙏🏻✊🏻🇬🇧