⋅𝕻𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖔𝖗𝖆 𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖈𝕶⋅

Sup. My work phone was stolen last week and my broken personal phone last night, and I've only just acquired a new one. Temporary work number is 022 390 2949. I have new Whatsapp and telegram accounts associated with this one, don't contact me on the old ones or Instagram.

@m0therbitch When I presented a petition Education&Workforce Committee she repeatedly tried to argue that " we shouldn't give these workers rights because they're breaking the law by working", like yeah you clown I KNOW! MY WHOLE POINT IS THAT IT SHOULDN'T BE A CRIME

Shit sorry wrong number! My current work phone is (+64) 022 595 2478, don't text the other one cause that phone got nicked months ago 😵‍💫

These boots were made for kicking someone's head in, if you think you'd be a good fit for this role please send your CV to misspandorablack@proton.me (or +64 22 565 7378, preferably) and please include ☆ Your name ☆ Service type&tier (T1/Amethyst k /1

..your application as this wouldn't be a good fit in our workplace. All images, video, or realistic artistic depiction of phalluses will be distributed amongst our peers for purposes of l0lz, however we may consider etchings, woodblock prints, sculpture, or poetry/prose. /4

..example if you have workplace accessibility or discretion needs. We are an equal opportunities employer at Rev. Dr. P.C. Black & Furchild Industries, and will assume you are a racist expecting special treatment if supplied with your ethnicity unprompted, and subsequently deny/3

..kink, T2/Garnet Kinky GFE or T3/Obsidian Extreme/Custom KInk. Vanilla FS is not applicable for this position) ☆ Length of time ☆ Preferred time/date ☆ Incall or Outcall and location if the latter (for the job interview, obviously 🙃) ☆ Any other relevant information /2

If I can't get my 6 pack and DDs back I may as well go full circus freak that has to wear super tight lacing 24/7 so I don't topple over like a tacky, overly sexualised, bobble headed doll thing on the dashboard of a mid life crisis mobile

Good morning you cunce

An especially good morning to the absolute babe with great style who donated the restyle corsets to nzpc aucks a few weeks ago. Slightly less good morning to the cool but extremely tight and stiff fabric lace up pants thar I'm too scared to bend over in

Sup I’m still alive. What are you cunce up to tonight?

If anyone knows wtf happened I'm still curious

.. once they noticed myself and a couple of others with our phones out they suddenly made an effort to block the view from the public. Eventually the young man was moved onto a bench and then taken away in the ambulance after being held on the road for a weirdly long time. /4

Life's big questions

Is my skirt adorable or is it a bit weird to be in my thirties and wearing someone's legit school uniform?

Getting back into street work just to take selfies and have the wind blow all my ciggies straight out of my hand, who needs money anyway right?