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I support Jimmy Kimmel 100%‼️ Drop a 💙 and RETWEET if you do too

@UnofficialOA ‘You’re making me sad’ Sorry, the child really doesn’t care.

If you could ban a phrase used in school by staff (because you think it has an overall negative impact) what would it be? ‘They behave for me?’ ‘We go above and beyond?’ What’s yours? #edutwitter

Welcome to the six week holidays! 🍽️

@CrowtherSim School I supply in a lot invited me to their sports day - just for fun - if I was at a loose end next day. I found lots to do on Thursday…..

Sports day should be fun but it's actually pretty stressy marshalling hundreds of children in front of an audience, trying to make sure nobody gets heat stroke and somebody's grandad doesn't drop dead in a 3-legged race.

Morning! Another day another day to get on with the WIP…. #5amWritersClub

Hey America! France called. They want their statue back.

Good morning. Wishing you a productive writing day ahead. #5amwritersclub

💥 How embarrassing, I bet #PrinceWilliam is absolutely furious this has been leaked, right through the middle of his "end homelessness" PR stunt! PS, repost if you agree that #ThatFamily must go! #AbolishTheMonarchy #Dispatches

@CrowtherSim 🤣

Fancy asking Liz Truss what she thinks of a budget. FFS!

BREAKING: This Kamala Harris ad from 2020 still goes hard. Retweet to ensure every American sees it. twitter.com/AdamJSmithGA/s…

@CrowtherSim Sorry to hear this. Wishing you a speedy recovery.

Had a cancer (with very much a small 'c' ) diagnosis in the last few weeks. Couple of observations: 1.Managing your own emotions as well as other people's is bit tricky. 2. Cancer nurses are amongst the finest people on the planet. 3. I ain't goin' out like that.

Morning teachers! I believe I am the first. Urn is turned on and biscuits on a plate. Have a splendid day. #teacher5oclockclub

Morning everyone. I hope this week is going well. It’s Wednesday - Hump day. I am going to a school a long way away. #teacher5oclockclub

Morning everyone. Only 5 sleeps until half term. Waiting to hear where the agency want me to go today. Have a good day ! #teacher5oclockclub

Morning! Don’t know where I am going today. It’s a surprise. Hope your Friday is a good one. #teacher5oclockclub

Running late. Have a happy hump day one and all! #teacher5oclockclub

Morning! I woke up too early again so I am first. Quiet in the staff room before 5. I hope your day goes well!! #teacher5oclockclub

Morning! I am first because it’s my first day back after teaching adults for 3 months in Thailand and I woke up early. Going from 45 year olds to 5 year olds again!! I hope your Monday is a good one. #teacher5oclockclub

Morning! It’s hump day so things are looking good. I hope you have a good one….. #teacher5oclockclub

@nickyquinn08 Good morning

Morning everyone! I hope Tuesday goes well. I got back from my amazing teaching experience in Thailand on Sunday. Awake early because of the jet lag! #teacher5oclockclub