Harley Quinn (Parody

l am Harley freakin Quinn [( RP version of @PimpinPuddin lnfo below, don't reply to pinned )]

Don't drop me!

@DrCraneJ Hmmm if you say so *Harley tilted her head* how have you been anyway?

@MissPinkNBlue Ah. We are simply just close friends. (: I appreciate Edward quite a lot though.

Awww you two are cute together

Wow my feet are tiny

[( Quite proud of that solo )]

The mansion alarms screamed. And somewhere in Gotham, people looked toward the distant glow and sighed. “Yeah,” someone muttered. “Harley’s doing fine.

“We did good.” Bruce leaned into her. She smiled. Then — BOOM. Something exploded in the backyard. Harley shot upright. “OH RIGHT — I FORGOT ABOUT THE MORALE BOMB.” They both ran inside as a flaming lawn gnome flew past the window. Harley cackled. Bruce howled. --

The mansion was haunted. Not by ghosts or demons or cursed artifacts or whatever boring gothic nonsense rich people usually collected. No. It was haunted by Harley. Which was honestly worse --