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Smarty Jones
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Smarty Jones
@MissSmartyJones
Writer+Podcaster with an attitude. LIFE is a tangled web. You'll find the truth in my work. This is my personal account. Kiss my ass 😘
Deep in the ❤️ of Texas Katılım Ağustos 2011
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@se35808654_go @TrumpDailyPosts It's Dallas Fort Worth International Airport (DFW). The FOX 4 video shows massive security lines there from TSA staffing shortages tied to the current congressional funding standoff.
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Thank your democrat representatives in Congress for blocking paying TSA agents over politics
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Here are some survivors from Camp Mystic. It's ok to cry. It's a traumatizing experience. Lives were lost. 💔
Their singing and praising God has brought tears to my eyes. ❤️❤️❤️
Brave brave girls. ❤️❤️❤️
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@WW3finalboss @LeadingReport Have you been to the southern border, sir?
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BREAKING: President Trump has deployed more than 10,000 U.S. military troops to support southern border security efforts since taking office.
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Current status: I can’t feel my face.
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💩 posting is now part of my actual job 😂
X Daily News@xDaily
Posts by Elon on X before and after purchasing Twitter.
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@JeffBezos @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump Thank you sir, for inventing online shopping. And thank you to Bill Gates for inventing the computer. Two great Americans
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Just learned tonight at Mar-a-Lago that Jeff Bezos was telling everyone that @realDonaldTrump would lose for sure, so they should sell all their Tesla and SpaceX stock 🤭
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One year ago the Mavericks defeated the Bulls and thousands of people stayed in the arena to watch as the Texas Rangers won their first ever World Series.
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@EerieHatesQpale @WFLAJB Very interesting! Thanks for your help understanding! 👍👏
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@MissSmartyJones @WFLAJB Shear forecasts are usually very accurate because of the model and system we use. However, if there is a bump northward then you could see a storm
that maintains a Category 4 level structure. Most models indicate the current path is most likely regardless.
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Can you explain why now Category 5 #Milton would lose steam and only be a Cat 3 upon landfall? It seems like it has tons of warm water to fuel it and nothing to stop it. @WFLAJB #HeyJB #HeyEric #HurricaneMilton
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@EerieHatesQpale @WFLAJB So if this wind shear isn’t as intense as forecasted, wouldn’t the storm move northward? #HeyEric keeps mentioning “if this thing turns Southward..”
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@MissSmartyJones @WFLAJB There is forecasted intense Wind Shear which will impact its Organizational Level - ultimately leading to a dissipation trend that forces the storm to undergo major changes, hence the dip in Wind Speed.
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@JFulfordtheIII @ABC7 So disgusting. Kidnapped a child and had her in a motel within 30 minutes… and if it’s his first offense, he’ll likely get probation and community service. Please don’t serve the community so you can mentally sexualize our children and choose your next victim. 🤮
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#BREAKING 4-year-old girl kidnapped from grandmother at Santa Monica restaurant; police mobilize massive search, find girl and suspect within 30 minutes at nearby motel abc7.la/4cF4N2Z
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@FOX4 The rules already stated no riding in truck beds BEFORE this happened. But publicity is publicity. Love @FossilRim ❤️❤️
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Effective immediately, Fossil Rim says it will no longer allow guests to ride through the park in truck beds. The child’s mother said she does not blame the park or the giraffe for what happened. fox4news.com/news/fossil-ri…
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@VirginHotelsLV Is this supposed to highlight how people with disabilities (she’s clearly got only 1 leg) can still enjoy Vegas? If so, bravo 👏 If not, I’m lost.
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@ParkerMcCollum Broken Window Serenade will always remind me of begging my mom to stop taking pills and eventually throwing that rose into her grave. @whiskeymyers we’re bonded for life.
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I remember going to my cousins house in highschool and he was playing broken window serenade on guitar and he swore to me it was a song he had just written the day before. That will always be my favorite WM song. But the whole record is perfect.
Whiskey Myers@whiskeymyers
Firewater came out 13 years ago today! What’s your favorite off of this album?
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Broken Window Serenade will always remind me of begging my mom to stop taking pills and eventually throwing that rose into her grave. @whiskeymyers we’re bonded for life.
Whiskey Myers@whiskeymyers
Firewater came out 13 years ago today! What’s your favorite off of this album?
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Here he is - @MojaveMax alive and well. Video of the desert tortoise weather prognosticator emerging from his burrow at the @SpringsPreserve today. The April 23th emergence is the 2nd latest ever by Mojave Max.
Time for him to find some food and catch up on things. #Vegas
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@LasVegasCounsel @VitalVegas First mistake: showering with an escort in your room.
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@VitalVegas (1) Quality of the experience is not directly proportionate to the aesthetics of the actors. (2) The ones downtown are willing to accept customers who will be taking off a cheaper watch to shower.
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Awkward truth: Sex workers at downtown casinos aren’t the same quality as on The Strip. Even more awkward: Your mom says “hello.”
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Uhhhh… #Jenelle seriously admitting (publicly) to identifying with a woman who killed her own mother. #GRB #GypsyRoseBlanchard #TeenMom Look out, Barbara! David’s probably forging the murder weapon now. #SwampLife #TheLand #Wannabe #Homestead
Myself@Fetal_Mistake
I've been expecting this, so I don't know why I'm so surprised, but here we are. 🤬😳🤬😒🤬
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Every opera fan should be required to know how and which indefinite article determiners to use. 🤷🏼♀️ Since I do know, I’ll be watching sports. 😂🤓🏈🏀⚾️🥎
redtailsforever 🍁🦅@redtailsforever
@VitalVegas Every sports fan should be required to go to the symphony, a opera, and a play. More fulfilling for the soul.
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