cream machine!!

at least i looked hot

genuinely nobody makes good music anymore

love island in two weeks

when i was in seventh grade i lied to all the girls in my grade and said that justin bieber put me front row at his concert. i was at home

@hoikemikey oou kys

flickin my hemmy like it’s a click #trans

@hoikemikey true

@MissVeggiee u need to kys i think

thinking about how i let a man who had his ACT score tattooed on him pwmp🫩

@peytondelaneym i’m just like not shocked but that’s so funny

bryan adam’s sexy!!!!

the concept of waiting for someone who knows you're waiting

sexting is so funny because the whole time im just lying

there really is something so cute about how much white people love mr brightside

Imagine a vending machine or a seesaw here

@jfksatwunk yes!

theres someone out there about to willingly listen to 40 new drake songs in a row

having mac and cheese and juice for dinner

the cpap repo man just pulled up on me

lauran is so mad

i hate a damn toothache

@hoikemikey i believe it!!

Trey said he’d suck Ethel print fa Krispy Kreme

@hoikemikey baby i’m the fishiest

lauran: