Amarantha LaBlanche

@dom_lucre Plus size only in her bra and thighs 😂 She looks AMAZING! But def not representative of plus size. Her body is super tight and not a pound extra on that stomach or arms/face.

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Victoria's Secret plus sized model Gabriela Moura has been going viral as viewers learn about new beauty standards.

Every time I read about the amazing things that happen to someone’s health when they stop drinking, smoking, eating nonstop junk food and start exercising, and then I realise I literally have all these habits for ages and this ruin of a body is just.. well.. me. 👀 *voila*

@Moira_Mona The greatest and the best song in the world, tribute!

Ik wil een tributeband beginnen die alleen maar een tribute van het nummer Tribute kan spelen.

@alterpic Yeeees!!! Thank you so much babe ❤️

@Miss_Amarantha Oh my God, you’re getting married!!!!!! I’m so happy for you, baby!!!!!!!! N

Starting to plan my wedding, I realized the expensive cunt I am. Not cause I want stupid ‘designer’ bullshit, no.. but cause everything I like DOESN’T EXIST and has to be custom made. 💸 💸💸 It’s fucking expensive to be a magical vampire princess 😭

I just saw a request from a guy that wanted someone to tie him up, drench him in gasoline and torch him. Needless to say that besides not wanting to be complicit in a murder, I think these people need to seek mental help as this has passed the ‘kink station’ by far..

My dogs usually bicker like siblings but there’s one thing that unites: When they want to go for a walk they’re exchanging these meaningful looks with each other like “Yeah man, me too! I can’t believe the human doesn’t get off her lazy ass!” and stare at me until I get up.. 😂

@High_Command Has definitely crossed my mind, especially since I’m hooked on the tv show. But to be honest I’d pretty much have to dress up like I do every weekend so it doesn’t feel like a Halloween costume to me 🙈

@Miss_Amarantha Wednesday!

Halloween is coming and I have no inspiration yet! 😱 Throw me some inspo, what type of costume should I be wearing? Anything nerd, a little sexy or straight up dumb is welcome 😂

@GekkoOnWall @TheNotoriousMMA Yeah, not sure if that’s really a flex though 😂 Gotta bring more to the table than that unless we wanna add another lunatic that has no idea about politics that don’t involve his yacht to the club of lunatics already in power. Someone buddying with Trump is a 🚩 to begin with.

@Miss_Amarantha @TheNotoriousMMA Plenty of politicians doing worse

@dennismons It’s probably cause he barked in Portuguese 😛

"Steve, what's up with his problem?"

Dog chills in her crate (with door removed) most of her day by her own choice. It’s her quiet safe place she enjoys. Handyman came by so now she hás to be crated for just a few minutes: DRAMA 😫 You’d think her breed is mixed with a goddamn ambulance 🚨😂

I was randomly scrolling my FB feed and saw real pics of a murder including extremely gross pics of the body (it’s a ‘famous’ old case and these pics have been going around..) I reported the post and FB decided it didn’t violate any terms. Sorry WHAT? And my latex clothing does?!

Realisation: In Dutch the word ‘burger’ means citizen. We also have ‘fries’ which is a citizen from Friesland, a northern province in the Netherlands 👀 I’m just gonna leave this here..

Constantly training reactive, anxious dogs is quite exhausting at times. But my 2 cute monsters are doing well and are significantly improving. Big integration in Germany as well, as German dogs are next level best behaved. HOW?! It’s impressive. We’ve got a long way to go 😂

@amarantje Jaaaa die hoort er ook bij 😍

@Miss_Amarantha 100% waarheid <3 Oh en Anneke van Giersbergen😍

Ik voel steeds plaatsvervangende schaamte wanneer ik geweldige metal-vrouwen zoals Floor Jansen & Sharon den Adel in tv-shows zie zingen en alle BN’ers verbaasd zijn dat zij zo goed zijn. Ja, die zijn er pas een jaar of 20 bij maar jullie waren te kortzichtig om dat op te merken

Last night I went to the coolest looking goth club I’ve ever been to. Musically it wasn’t all that for me personally, but the decor and location was beyond epic! Madame underground club in São Paulo 🖤

But life is good in Brazil! I’ve had some lovely weeks traveling from Northeast down the coast to Southeast. The beautiful beaches and weather are over though, now time for bureaucracy to import 2 dogs and spending time to bond & train them accordingly ❤️