Educated fool 🤓

Today you could be standing next to someone who is trying their best not to fall apart, so whatever you do today, do it with kindness in your heart 💓

Always pray for alignment. To be at the right place, at the right time, around the right people who will help you get to your destiny.

Hope we’re all ready for the worst 3 hours 22 minutes of sleep of the year (so far).

Erm, I think we know a ceiling toaster when we see one, thanks very much.

This TikToker crocheted a Birkin bag and here I am asking myself… what exactly is my own talent? 😭

Me when I see someone with my name (I'm the original)

me when i wear lipgloss on a windy day

Bad day for people that use £1 shower gel

The gyms are too busy for a bank holiday Monday, why aren’t you all hungover

As soon as the lips don't match the words on Netflix, I turn it off expeditiously. 😫

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Oh to be loved Is to be seen 🤡😭

me ready to crash out because i can still feel the oil on the plastic container after the 5th wash:

South African women are not serious about having feet

True story in the uk this week #ukheatwave #heatwaveuk

Every year there's an unbearable heat wave for about a week, where I seriously consider dropping £600 on an AC unit, which then subsides so I don't bother. And then I repeat the same doom loop the following year.

@OtachiWarren Hats baba yangu nimemuuliza kama aliona Rice wakikuja Kenya na bunduki akasema hapana

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@Ant_089 😂😂😂😂😂

My daughter has a couple shoes that no longer fit her. Please send me your home address and I’ll mail them.

Nairobi ukipiga hesabu vizuri, unajipata unafanyia fare na rent.