Lisa P

What’s next, USAU fining me for having a fat n juicy ass

If yall don’t play 7-11-doubles at my funeral then I’m not going

6 years later, USAU finally let's Jesse Shofner wear a mustache.

Valeria Cardenas of @MollyBrownTown gets a good block

Today is going to be an EXCITING day of ultimate

Dig won. Reverse the call. HOW CAN YOU SLEEP TONIGHT @truckstop

W: Molly Brown simply have no answers right now. They give away another throw and 6ixers don’t give it back, Jade Huangfu punctuating the back-to-back breaks with the score from Sara Mar. 6ixers have doubled up Molly Brown 12-6 and Denver takes time

Okay but that Ultiworld livestream chat today was ELECTRIC ⚡️⚡️

@being_ulti Why didn’t you list pickleball???

If you had 6 months to train a group of athletes (they’ve all never played ultimate, and they’re all equally good in their respective sports), which sport would you pick from and why?

This was not easy for me to write, but if it helps one person, then it's all worth it.    We love you, Katie. playerstribu.ne/Girma

@clarasmatic_42 Let’s get you one

@Misslisuh you should be proud

imagine this is a clever tweet about there being at least three kikko hoodies in the US delegation dining hall at any given mealtime (I can’t think of anything) (I wish I had one)

@AndyCommandy @HeckoAbby I’ll never forget that

@Misslisuh @HeckoAbby Lol you remember me doing this in San Diego?

Welcome to the club of idiots @HeckoAbby

@BitterTwitts Me

But let’s also set the record straight: you were in

@BAEWATCH_1 Bruhhhh DITTOOOO

@Misslisuh Stoked that I get to be your teammate

Ok but from the first time I ever played Beach, I knew my frisbee career goal was to play on the Beach worlds team. Like wanted that over grass worlds. It’s literally happening and I still can’t actually believe it. But anyways. Here’s me crying when I got the call

@MarkhamShofner What grade are you in?

I stopped doing homework to watch a few episodes of Attack on Titan and this show is so stressful that now I'm doing homework again to relax

@saswink There in 10

@Misslisuh peninsula golf and country club my dad would drop me off and you got a sandwich for free

@saswink My first profession as well^

@Misslisuh i'm a caddy professionally (it was my first ever job actually)

@saswink Caddy daddy