Mister Malware

@Dexerto And then they get mad when people use an adblocker 😭😭

YouTube has begun rolling out 90 second unskippable ads to their TV app “It’s simply not worth it to watch YouTube on the TV”

@goobygirl2 Clicked on this post and I shit you not it forced me to back out on its own 😭😭

watching twitter unlike a post i just liked right before my eyes

Turns out you can break bedrock in the new april fools day snapshot. If you can legitimately get the bedrock in the first place that is ignore Pete who burned to death

the minecraft april fools update

@dumbjakeworld and then she and ned will suddenly remember everything right

@labradortwister @glitch_prod shippers when they see two characters within close proximity of each other

@glitch_prod BUNNYDOLL

@Dexerto all this for a mediocre lollipop

Chupa Chups has created a "final boss" lollipop wrapper that's blade and flame-proof The company thinks this wrapper will be able to withstand a bullet

@Venonat331 ALOLAN SNORLAX WAS CUT ARE WE FOR REALLLL?????

@coah80 "immature" and "discord" in the same sentence? who woulda guessed 😭

Hey everyone 👋 Some of you have been following for a bit, or just started following and already know what im goin to announce. The Forks server has been deleted due to the most toxic, terrible, and down right immature community i have ever seen on discord. (key word i have ever seen) Every day it was always something going on where its like we couldnt take a single second off of the chat to not moderate it. The fork will be continued in private, and updates will be posted here. For the forseeable future. No public discord will be added. Unless we and an ai babysitting everyone. So follow this account because thats where most updates will be held. Thanks.

@charlieINTEL did he forget that a game needs to be somewhat affordable to be successful? 😭

xQc says he believes GTA 6 should cost $800 “it’s an $800 product ... these days, you pay $60 or $80, you get f**king nothing ... this sh*t is going to be 1000 hours of content, of high-quality product for $100. That clears every other game by a margin of 20x, minimum”

@LeekDuck Where's mega mewtwo, POGO?

Mewtwo returns during the 30th Anniversary event alongside other Pokémon from the Kanto region. But that’s not all! A special weekend event will see the return of almost every Pokémon normally available in the wild. Full Details: leekduck.com/events/pokemon…

@heyallscotth3re @Skooch there's a backroom in-between

@Skooch a dimension between time and space you say.... hm... between....

The Backrooms is my favorite internet horror story because depending where you look you can either get a complicated lore about failed experiments accidentally creating a dimension between space and time; or you can get BACKROOMS FLOOR 196: THE BIG CIRCUS. Bonko The Clown Is Here To Rip Your Anus Clean Off Your Body. If You Can Hear His Nose Honking... It Is Already Too Late. Excited to see where they take this.

pokemon go every 3 seconds

@NintendoAmerica yeah raise your hand if you wanna spend 50 dollars on a cardboard box

🚨 Enter the realm of stereoscopic 3D! 🚨 Virtual Boy - Nintendo Classics is now available on #NintendoSwitch2 and #NintendoSwitch for #NintendoSwitchOnline + Expansion Pack members! Learn more: ninten.do/6012QpOnj

@RivalsInfo FINALLY MISS 2-TAP IS DEADDDD

‼️HELA IS GETTING DAMAGE FALL OFF NERFS Nightsword Thorn's (left click) damage falloff still starts at 18m, but max falloff at 30m now drops to 70% (was 80%). Beyond 25m, she can no longer 2-crit a 250 HP target. #MarvelRivals

@forloopcodes And people keep telling me how stupid it is that I'm still on windows 10 😭

microsoft just released a security patch that deletes your internet!!! the dhcp client service is functionally dead because they forgot how dll exports work. the os literally telling you it has lost the will to live the only way to save your pc from kb5077181 is to delete the catroot2 folder (unless you trust the 'pause updates' button) kb5077181 is the most stable release yet, provided you never actually want to log in to your account again neowin.net/news/windows-1…

why did you have to put my goat necrozma OFF SCREEEN BRO 😭 #Pokemon30

@dad_dot_jpeg @Doctor_Dray_ who doesnt

@Doctor_Dray_ i guess if you like seeing stuff jiggle around

genuine question, why does anybody care about the ios island thing at all?