F. Alexander Quinn

F. Alexander Quinn, undercover journalist and freelance investigative reporter is here to to promote an informed citizenry and get you the FAQ! No story is too small and no case is too tough to crack! I’m your source for “Just the FAQ!”

@BordDieu My favorite!

@Mister_FAQ Filled with plump and juicy fruit, ready for Christmas!

👋🏻😊 @Mister_FAQ

@BordDieu Still working ma’am! How’s your pie doing?

@Mister_FAQ Any updates on those investigations?

@Mister_FAQ Oh, there will be plenty of that in the coming months!

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@BordDieu “Pie”

@Mister_FAQ You are truly a wonderful person, Mr Quinn! Enjoy the warmth of the Light 😊

@BordDieu Got it!

@Mister_FAQ This isn't normally your area, but since Kenzi seems to have deactivated, likely in embarrassment over her publicly sinful existence and CircleTV being an autopilot for the rest of the year, I was hoping that YOU could get the word out on the new Firestarter line of clothing!

@BordDieu Okay! Lastly?

@Mister_FAQ Secondly, speaking of Kenzi, I have been trying to figure out how, exactly, she turned Sarah into a lesbian. Did she get her drunk? Drug her? Blackmail her? My money is on that she sold her soul to Satan and was granted magical lesbian conversion powers. Please investigate!

@BordDieu Let’s hope so! Next question

@Mister_FAQ Then consider some of my sweet, gooey blueberry pie as your payment! Three things: Firstly, I cannot seem to find Kenzi on Twitter. Did she finally deactivate?

@BordDieu I do love pie!

@Mister_FAQ You now accept fruit as barter via barter? That is wonderful to hear! We make the BEST blueberries, Sir!

@BordDieu Cash, check or 🍑?

@Mister_FAQ I have had the dickens of a time getting ahold of some people, today! I had forgotten that CircleTV was only using bots during Covid. I have three things for you to look into, please!

@WWJBCD @Kenzi_Grey @XWF1999 We all hope that she’s okay. From what I’m hearing, @LBVinnieLane still forced her to compete in a very dangerous match right after her dramatic rescue. I’ve been unable to reach him for comment.

JUST THE FAQ Kenzi Grey Update Last night a daring air rescue was carried out to save @Kenzi_Grey, after she was trapped alone on a runaway... or flyaway hot air balloon. Grey had been missing since yesterday morning, sparking a multi-State search for the @XWF1999 Anarchy star.

The operation to save Grey was carried out by an elite team of experts in air infiltration and hot air ballooning...a very specialized combination of skills. I hope to interview the rescuer in a future episode! Grey was not available for comment as of the time of this report.

Apparently an experienced skydiver will attempt to jump from the rescue vehicle and land on the balloon. From there, they will attempt to guide it down safely. We can only wait and hope the operation is a success! I’m Francis Alexander Quinn and this has been Just The FAQ!

JUST THE FAQ Breaking News Update! I have a report that the hot air balloon suspected of carrying @Kenzi_Grey was spotted somewhere over Pennsylvania. A specialized recovery team has been dispatched to intercept the balloon using a high altitude rescue technique.

@WWJBCD @CoolTubeSource @UGWC Just in case.

@CoolTubeSource @WWJBCD Lacklanland has so many strange customs and unique differences from our modern civilization. I can’t wait to do a piece from there!

@CoolTubeSource @WWJBCD Anyone else around here find it suspicious that this guy, who has a close relationship to the victim, is so laid back and unaffected?