Mitch Taylor

@BenjaminPDixon This is so hard to watch holy shit

Democratic Establishment: maybe if we close our eyes really tight no one will notice Biden’s cognitive decline. Rest of the world: twitter.com/champagnesocia…

@SU_VPA YOOOO

Hey guys! Madison here signing in for a tweeting session😎

i need to very badly read this entire essay

nobody: my cat:

This ASMR is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🙌🙌🙌

@loneIiestplace Idk who tf that is so that same shit would happen to me

imagine being me, the starbucks barista who asked tedy bruschi for his name this morning

If you ever forget that you ate asparagus peeing will make you remember

cassasserole-hole /ˈkasasəˌrōl-hōl/: someone who judges casseroles to the utmost degree, with no regard for the feelings of others

Im tall enough to use many doorknobs with my butt if my hands are full

@tony_jgbwpl I love that episode

no one: no one in their damn soul: no one AT ALL: a streetsign: @MitchLOLTaylor: NO "U" TURN!

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW SOMEONE COULD HATE JAZZ ITS LITERALLY A GENRE MADE UP OF DUDES JUST STRAIGHT UP VIBING