Mr. Marchand
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Mr. Marchand
@MitchMarchand
2 X Emmy Nominated Writer. Producer-Comic. I write award shows, sitcoms, and Twitter posts that don’t get RT.

“It’s gonna sound like sour grapes, and I don’t really give a shit. I think the better team did not win this series.”


In his tribute, @Questlove recalls a time D’angelo went full out in rehearsal because Halle Berry showed up to soundcheck: “Why are we doing a full-fledged, life-depends-on-it 18-minute version of “Devil’s Pie”?! Dude, save it for the show!” rollingstone.com/music/music-fe…


"I used to see guys sitting at the bar by themselves eating and I used to feel so bad for them and now I realize that dude was in heaven." Not many of us can relate with being on a new team, in a new city, without our family, but many of us can relate to this.

JAXSON DART GIVES GIANTS THE LEAD AGAIN 🤯 (via @NFL)

Ohtani is absolutely HIM. My God. Never seen nothing like this and I’ve seen a lot of great baseball players in my almost 52 years of life.

Natasha Lyonne joins the cast of ‘Euphoria’ Season 3.

VIDEO: Vladimir Guerrero Jr. Interview w/ David Ortiz, Alex Rodriguez & Derek Jeter DA JANKEES LOOSE

The Lakers say LeBron James will miss the start of the new season and will be re-evaluated in 3-to-4 weeks due to sciatica on his right side. James is entering his record-setting 23rd NBA season.




