Mitchell

What an intelligent human being

@LeslieEmery9 Odd take, I'd rather spend a holiday in Italy to be honest mate. As i keep saying, I'm not from Middlesbrough.

@MitchellT27 I certainly wouldn’t like to spend a holiday in Middlesborough but would in Southampton

I guarantee where I live is nicer than anywhere in Southampton.

@Gazarelda Why are you so triggered about what I enjoy in life?

@MitchellT27 But why? You can watch that at home, just like you can eat Michelin star quality food at home.

I stayed in Notting Hill on Saturday. One of the nicest parts of London. And all I could think about was how sorry I felt for people who lived there. Compared to being in the country, not pissing away your money on a killer rent or mortgage. It's just not a way to live IMO.

Southampton fans being obsessed with me is so weird

@ChapelKopArise @evreythingsaint @Dyynam0 My head is small, its upsetting

@MitchellT27 @evreythingsaint @Dyynam0 We still on about your chalet or we talking about your head now?

@Gazarelda No, that'd be weird mate. I'm at Download festival in 2 weeks. I can't wait.

@MitchellT27 Right, let me guess: You buy your own drink to have at home. You listen to music at home. You don’t need the theatre, watch films at home. You shop online. You Google landmarks, art and historical artefacts. Why leave the house at all? You really are living your best

@_TY_97 ❤️

Genuinely buying a proper portable aircon unit to survive British summer has been a game changer, I can sleep peacefully

A moment of silence for those without aircon in their house today

@Gazarelda I cook my own food mate

@MitchellT27 Did you miss where I said ‘the best’? And half of all Michelin starred restaurants are in London. So, no.

@jamie_sparks1 @evreythingsaint @Dyynam0 👀👀

@MitchellT27 @evreythingsaint @Dyynam0 Hahahah behave

Obsessed

@Gazarelda 90% of those things are everywhere else without the downfall of the other shite.

@MitchellT27 I know. How could anyone possibly like any of those things listed?

@Gazarelda @LeanneSmithhhh Not high enough

@LeanneSmithhhh @MitchellT27 Salaries in London are higher, all things are relative.

@evreythingsaint @redarmy32 Beirut

@redarmy32 @MitchellT27 Where do you think our bums go when they are to lazy to afford being down here

@jamie_sparks1 @evreythingsaint @Dyynam0 Ive had you all on strings for weeks

@MitchellT27 @evreythingsaint @Dyynam0 This is an incredibly nibble

@ChapelKopArise @evreythingsaint @Dyynam0 You should see the size of it Absolutely huge.

@MitchellT27 @evreythingsaint @Dyynam0 To be fair, that gaff looks fucking shite mate. Looks like a gypsy’s chalet

@evreythingsaint @Loulameg @Dyynam0 Very windy in the north east

@MitchellT27 @Loulameg @Dyynam0 Everywhere up north. They love southerns to much for that Plus unlikely you get them on bmouth or sandbanks

@Gazarelda Its no way to live for me.

@MitchellT27 I know, it’s an absolute nightmare for them. Imagine having all the best landmarks, theatres, music venues, art galleries, museums, shops, parks and pubs in the UK, plus 90 Michelin starred restaurants, all within easy reach of their homes. #PrayForLondoners 🙏

I do not enjoy this temperature

@evreythingsaint @Loulameg @Dyynam0 Yeah I hate the turbines but they're gonna be bloody everywhere soon

@Loulameg @MitchellT27 @Dyynam0 Wind turbines on our lovely stroll 😂❤️