Mitchell Kaplan

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@larainenewman I'm old enough to remember when he performed there. Just a lil' kid visiting L.A., staying at the Sheraton on Wilshire across the street on from the Ambassador. I knew he was a big deal back around 1968 or 1969!

@ChrisWillman @Variety @UnCabaret Thank you @ChrisWillman and @Variety!

Pioneering Alt-Comedy Club UnCabaret Returns to Live Shows … But Is Sticking With Intimate Zooms, Post-Pandemic, Too variety.com/2021/legit/new… via @variety @UnCabaret

@socaledison , why am I being charged for 2 different service accounts for my single home address and can’t reach anyone to inquire about this at your 1-800-684-8123 number?

@JacobDavison_ @HorrorQueenNeve I know him!

Who was the most annoying character in a horror movie?

@finneas Comping vocals is only satisfying when there are no more vocals to comp!

I hate comping vocals

“Enough is enough is enough!”Thank you for these words President Biden!

Happy Hanukah!❤️❤️❤️

“Change makes us so unhappy, but we’ve got to change to be happy”@bethlapides

Barrett said Tuesday she doesn’t have “firm views” on climate change. Dems might want to note that her dad was a Shell lawyer, she currently recuses on any Shell cases, and the Supreme Court literally just agreed to hear a huge climate case involving Shell dailyposter.com/p/upcoming-sco…

@JustinLizSayre @nbc “No More!”

@nycsouthpaw The laugh of a person that likes to inflict pain on other’s. Despicable for someone who is supposed to be one of our government leaders.

“I’ll tell you why, I’ll tell you why.”

The Supreme Court just handed the South Carolina election to Trump and Lindsey Graham. Or at least made it a hell of a lot harder for Biden and Jaime Harrison to have all their votes counted. People will continue to mail in ballots not knowing this. nytimes.com/2020/10/05/us/…

The Banjo Boys will be the headliners at the RNC tonight!

Ads claiming thatSusan Collins wrote the Paycheck Protection Program Act are wildly exaggerated. She has to go.