MitchyHS67 🇦🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪🚴🏻‍♂️🦮

@elonmusk Nah, it’s your kind with obscene wealth doing nothing for the lowly man that’s fucking up this world!

Is TikTok destroying civilization? Some people think so.

@OhAeroHD @7AFL I’d have him at the Dees for a couple of years, straighten up our forward line!

@7AFL Tex? No. Could name another 10 players before him.

Agree with Georgie Parker?

@ianmiles We have cattle in hotter conditions in Oz that don’t keel over like this, something sus going on!

Extreme heat and humidity killed thousands of cattle in Kansas this week so far. An estimated 10,000 heads of fat cattle dead.

@7AFL Not the overweight one on the left!

Who you got? 🥊

@rexy69 @melbournefc

@melbournefc @melbournefc are a very very ordinary organisation

The Melbourne Football Club Board has issued the following statement. 📝 | mfcde.es/3mYfXHO

@7AFL 3 at best!

Carlton's last nine games: - Fremantle - St Kilda - West Coast - Geelong - GWS - Adelaide - Brisbane - Melbourne - Collingwood How many do they win?

@MCG How embarrassing, can’t even crack a decent crowd with supposedly 2 large member clubs! Pathetic!

Tonight's attendance is 50,741 #AFLTigersBlues

@mtbeegma @TheGoodLiars Until the next student brings a sledgehammer, then things get really out of hand!

At the NRA Convention someone told us that hammers are used to kill more people than guns. So we looked up the stats in front of them.

@ozporkhunter22 @CroftyF1 Adelaide too small!

@CroftyF1 Boooooo boring race, boring track. Should be back at Adelaide.

Good news for Australian F1 fans, and those of us that love the Australian GP - a deal has been signed keeping the race in Albert Park until at least 2035. That’s a new 10 year deal after the current one expires, with F2 & F3 on the support card too.

@JerryMassey @CroftyF1 Lol, and what human rights were violated in Australia? Oh sorry, you’re a Fox watcher! 😂

@Walyndsthe1st @LiamHosmer @SamWalton89 @CroftyF1 Your mum was sucking heaps last night!

@LiamHosmer @SamWalton89 @CroftyF1 The Albert Park track sucks.

@SamWalton89 @CroftyF1 Adelaide too small!

@CroftyF1 It’s a shame it doesn’t alternate between Melbourne and Adelaide.

@MattyPeb @CroftyF1 Have a cry Turkey!

@CroftyF1 Getting up at 6am till 2035 sounds like fun! 😂

@melbournefc Nah, you don’t supply for the larger gent!

Set your alarms, Dees fans. ⏰ The Demon Shop is having its biggest ever sale. Tomorrow. 5pm. Don't miss out. 🤝

@wtf1official George is tall but his dick is this big.

@The_Whim_Reaper @melbournefc Piss poor because of the delivery, that’s the whole point!

@MitchyHS67 @melbournefc Count how many times the ball bounced straight out of Ben Browns hands?!? I agree the mids didn't do them any favors with the delivery, but 56 / 61 / 56 points from 50+ inside 50's over the last 3 weeks has been a p!ss poor return.

While it wasn't our night, there were a few Demons who stood up in a tough loss. Vote for your best of the red + blue below. 🗳 | mfcde.es/3MNcPsK

@AndrewGigacz @Wil_Anderson Should never do predictive ladder whilst your hands on your member!

Righto, here's my predicted final #AFL ladder. Brisbane, Gold Coast, Port and Carlton slightly unlucky to miss out.

@The_Whim_Reaper @melbournefc The way the ball was constantly bombed in there that’s a bad call!

@melbournefc BEST - Gus WORST - our forward line

@melbournefc Brayshaw was the best for me, what he was doing in the defensive half kept us in the game!

@sgt1960 @MickMulvaney Looks like these guys got in a circle, jerked off on a biscuit and played soggy Sao! I think the guy on the far right end of photo got the greater feed! 😂

@MickMulvaney Ask Roger Stone

Interesting...the Proud Boys moved toward the Capitol before the speech. That is the first time I have heard that. It raises the issue: how could Trump's speech "incite" them to go to the Capitol if they were already there?