Retired (Parody)

I don’t excel at many things. But I’m an ace at fucking shit up. #BDB 18+RP Mature Content and Trigger Warnings.

I’m on the better Twitter. Come find me. No link. I use the same name.

What the hell @YouTube?

Not me blinding myself with my new flashlight like a dumdum. Also not me posting this on here so my RL family doesn’t find out. #QhuinnsASensitiveBean

@ViciousPrick I peek in from time to time. Just don’t say anything. Can’t believe it’s been a year already since I retired. 😂

@MixEyedPrick Oh! Fucking hi! I feel like I haven't seen your face in 12 years.

"I can do anything. Except snakes. I don't have the counter space." #IYKYK And yes, it's red velvet.

Listen Linda! It was ONE time.

CHIEFS BABY!!!! That is all

*peeks in* nope still too crazy.

@PainNtheLassBDB Uh huh

……do you just keep a bunch of photos on me on you at all times or something? Does Lass have a crush?

players can be on the field per team 3) name 10 AFC and 10 NFC teams 4) name 5 stadiums 5) tell me what a Safety is And extra points if you can tell me who won the FIRST ever Super Bowl. If you can’t do either of these beat feet.

I am breaking my hiatus for 1 reason and 1 reason only. There’s 1 way to piss off football fans and that’s Bandwagoners. And also no I will not give you book recs where the MMC is a player UNLESS without ANY help 1) you name ALL positions on a team 2) can tell me how many

Well guys. I think this is the end of my Twitter journey. Been on here since I was 20 so I think 14 years is a good time to let it go. I don’t feel that spark or excitement of being here anymore. Though I did meet a lot of great people here. Much love. Q

@NessVicious @ViciousPrick Not me thinking Hey that’s Liz 😂

@ViciousPrick Definitely not keeping her.

@Dehvastation I thought Bloody meant fuck >_>

Also, for anyone struggling. Add these into your writing for extra jazz. *snickers*

@ViciousPrick @NessVicious

Can we get Jack back? Please?

Wait. I forgot Layla.

This is why I didn’t sleep with anyone of the species.

The packing has started and the four legged children know I’m leaving so they are being extra clingy. I feel loved but at the same time