Sam

@JvoTheGreat @DOJ_Jr Should’ve hit you up on Striking Vipers instead

Why should I tip a door dash driver more when my subtotal is more? Shouldn’t I base my tip on driving distance? I’m not paying them to make my food?

I just wanna fast forward about 5 months

Attraction been easy well before 30. Latter part is true though lol

Man won the Delaware marathon after finishing strong while his opponent was celebrating, thinking he had it in the bag. 👀🏃‍♂️

Listened to Baby Flaco’s 2026 projects. Sounded like I picked a random mixtape on Live Mixtapes or Dat Piff 15 years ago lol

Alright. I’m not trying to be mean. I just want a serious answer lol Why y’all ok letting yourselves go and getting fat?

Bout 95% of you would crumble if you lived my life

Tame Impala’s Dracula Jennie Remix is trash

Every time I hear pitbull on a hit station and it’s a new song, I’m wondering who is listening to his music enough for him to make more and still get it on the radio

Wiseguy Pizza and Extreme Pizza, two of the closest pizzerias to the Pentagon, are reporting above average traffic. As of 5:36pm ET

Various pizzerias nearby the Pentagon are reporting above average traffic. As of 7:45pm ET

Just ate a sour punch straw and it tasted like childhood

Whew. Still going lol

TAUNTING CLAUDE BY MAKING IT DO TEST DRIVEN DEVELOPMENT AND CHANGING REQUIREMENTS WITH EACH PROMPT #AI #Claude

I enjoyed the movie Hoppers with the girls

Since October 2025… Omaha/KC 10/2025 SF/Greenville, SC 11/2025 Portland/Seattle 3/2026 SF 4/2026 SF 5/2026 Beach Summer 2026 New Orleans 10/2026 And sprinkle Atlanta at least once a month. I am enjoying this honestly 😆

I shouldn’t have waited so long to do this digital declutter

I’ve deleted 10,000 images/videos from my phone and set 4,000 aside if the girls ever want to see old pics with their mom …I started at ~37,000 total 🤣

I think the end to this current chapter is leaving Alabama…

But… there’s an extra track on Baby Keem’s album on vinyl and a few different things I noticed on other tracks. The vinyl feels exclusive. I’m not upset 😂