darth garfield

I played myself (didn’t make sure my comfy bras were dry and now I have to suffer through everyday activities in a fancy one) 😞

My time management skills truly go out the door when I’m cooking 😅 but atleast there’s food so I can’t be mad I guess.

From the same ADHD brain that brought us 3 AM potroast, we now present - 1 AM chicken stock!!

if i won the lottery i wouldn’t tell anyone but there would be signs

I hope everyone had a good day except for my HUSBAND who got Taco Bell WITHOUT ME.

Me after watching Red Rocket-

I understand it’s a protection thing, but the protective eyewear the employees at the tire place is giving a thirteen ghosts vibe.

@JoshuaLawrenc_ Because you were asleep and I needed to tell someone.

@MjSound599 What the fuck how is this how I learned a shelf broke in the kitchen

This piece of plastic and tape were holding up a shelf in my kitchen?? I just want to talk to whoever thought this was a good idea. (Also Josh if you see this sorry I broke the kitchen 😅)

I think getting a group of people together and singing our hearts out to this album would fix me

That’s my emotional support lo-fi kingdom hearts Sleepytime playlist

Listening to audio books is all fun and games until you’re walking your dog on a beautiful day straight up crying because a mythical creature just died.

MEATY EARLOBES

Bruh the fact that my adhd medicine doesn’t work when I’m on my period is truly a scam.

I hope whoever invented duvet covers rots in hell

Can the person who keeps trying to open credit cards in my name just take my student loans instead? 😫

Getting ready to go to the garden glow like:

I flung a rotisserie chicken across my kitchen and have been spiraling ever since.

I’m honestly just mad that extended family Christmas was cancelled again so I can’t flex my baking skills on my family. I see the cookies you’re posting on fb and you should be ashamed.