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🍨 SUNDAE CONVERSATION 🍨 with @mattrife Presented by @WhiteClaw

"This is an easy group to lead. They fucking- ope, sorry. They want to win" -Ben Dexheimer Whoops! #Badgers

@iam_johnw Push off

Hook and hold and an over the back on TKR game winner not called lmaoo refs gifted Purdue the win

@MarchMadnessMBB WINSLOW TOUCHED IT

This 2015 Duke squad was CRAZY 🤯 #MarchMadness

please wait in line in a parking lot for 3 hours to be patted down and maybe kidnapped by ICE if you make it to your flight on time and unkidnapped, maybe your plane will smash into a fire truck on the tarmac responding to a call about A FIRE ON A DIFFERENT PLANE

@SECNetwork Travel

Got two defenders with the fake 🔥

@NBA__Courtside This guy is arguing with a wall because a 20yr old admin clowned him. Embarrassing

Stephen A Smith GOES OFF of the Pelicans franchise 👀 “My popularity is bigger than anybody on your team outside of Zion… 65 games have been played and you’re still searching for your 20th victory. Yall are horrible! Yall have been trash! That is the reality…. You’re worth about 3.55B right now. That ranks 29th out of 30 teams in the NBA. This is your 24th year in the NBA. You used to be the Hornets, now you’re the Pelicans, that’s 2 nicknames. That’s how many playoff victories you have… You got the time to clap back at me, at least tell America why. It’s the only thing that can make you relevant” (Via @FirstTake)

@PopBase Didn’t this guy promote “not getting an education”

The Department of Education has hung a large banner of Charlie Kirk on display alongside Martin Luther King Jr. and other impactful American figures. The banners "celebrate visionary leaders who have shaped the future of education for generations.”

Crazy that in the rest of the world the Epstein files are actually having consequences but in America nobody seems to be affected.

@SperrysandNikes This jelly roll transformation cannot be healthy

Jelly roll makes music for teen moms who named their son Breighlyn

@NickAdamsinUSA This is the gayest thing I’ve ever read

I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED! Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks. “Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.” The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!” “But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?” “No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.” Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented. “Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.” Tears began to well up in their eyes. “But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.” They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile. I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?” He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked. “Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”

Chicago fans: Did the cold affect the Rams???

I’m not a wrestling guy but every weekend I read about John cena retiring from wrestling. Am I missing something?

GEE IF ONLY WE HAD A GUY WHO CAN HIT FROM 60 ON OUR TEAM SURELY WE DIDNT HAVE THAT

As egregious as it gets

Pretty ironic that the packers get called for a false start on a qb sneak against the eagles huh ?

Since when does Disney+ bundle not Give you espn+. Make it make sense. Enough with the damn + !!

Ok, first off, a Tiger…swimming in the ocean? Tigers don’t even like water. If you placed it near a river, or some sort of fresh water source, that’d make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, a 20 ft wave, I’m assuming its off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full, grown, 800 lb tuna with his 20 or 30 friends. You lose that battle. you lose that battle nine times out of ten.

@BarstoolBigCat This guy is not a killer. Get him outta here

We’re no longer counting wins and losses in football games. What a joke and a slap in the face of every alum and fan