We mzee...

Just follow back, I will be loyal in interacting with your tweets.

Sifuna: A governor comes and his records are so bad that when he's asked to read them, he says he has forgotten his glasses at home. Who is embarrassing who? Your responses to queries are so bad that you're embarrassed to read them. But somehow, Sifuna is the problem.

@droid254 How bad is the situation?

Hi

@DiamondDk20 @Benign_Overlord There's nothing special with your number, hahaa

@Benign_Overlord Remove the requirement to share phone numbers

Lakini wadau, can we take a stand? Ama tunaogopa? Ama tunaogopana?😅😅 lindamwananchi.com

@therealantoh @Isaac_Otwoma Nyinyi mko wangapi?

@Isaac_Otwoma Mkona kazi ngumu sana😂

As you were typing and deleting, Kenya created another 751 Edwin Sifunas in just one hour. You are welcome to be JUST LIKE SIFUNA👉lindamwananchi.com Ni Mbaya Saiti Ndugu yangu.

Jana mmefufua receits zangu sana. Thank you. Let me add to them. This is me covering David Chege’s split head with the Kenyan flag. #TukoKadi for a reason

@BoboWamboiKuria Unajua Sifuna?

DCP wakikosa kuwin that Ol kalou By-elections, Mimi mambo ya WanTam sitaongea tena. Nitakua naamka, nawakumbusha bado mimi ni single mother na ninatafuta bwana and I am bringing nothing on the table, nawapostia suit mkuje mnunue, alafu nawauliza nani ako na Muratina tukunywe.

@defeatcomfort @ick_real I have a wife, kids, career and all I do is sit in the house, what is your take on me 🤦

It was mine for fucking long enough For 25 years I thought that made me happy. I’d sit and scroll, watch Netflix, watch porn, eat shit, drink. I thought I was happy. Then I hit 40 and saw the lives that my friends had built and that I had fuck all. I was single, no kids, no career to speak of. I was turning into the sad cunts that I’d seen when I was younger and didn’t want to be like Trying to fix this shit in my 40s is hard as fuck. And yeah, I fall back all the fucking time. Too long in bed, too long scrolling. But I force myself out everyday. Even if it’s just the coffee shop or the gym, and I force myself to talk to people. Futures got to be better man, go outside

YOU GUYS WOULD BE SURPRISED AT HOW MANY PEOPLE JUST SIT IN THEIR HOUSE. THAT’S IT. THAT’S THEIR LIFE.

@kurorria @eagleseyeinc Come back and tell us more, hahaa

@eagleseyeinc I will burn a heap of this bullshit tonight ... tf you talking about

everyone in the compound laughed when my uncle said not to burn aidan fruit at night unless you knew what you were doing… until one december evening, a neighbor decided to try it for vibes. the smoke filled his room, thick and sweet but something about it felt heavy. he came out later quieter than usual, said he couldn’t explain it… just that the air didn’t feel like his anymore, like he had invited something he didn’t understand after that night, nobody joked about it again not because something dramatic happened, but because of what didn’t… ever since then, he stopped sleeping well, kept his lights on till morning and never burned it again. it’s not about spirits or fear, it’s about how certain things carry weight… and once you feel it, you don’t need anyone to warn you twice.

Did you know🚨: A civilization 2,000 light-years away looking at Earth today would see the Roman Empire.

@SokoAnalyst @edwinsifuna If 20M Kenyans are willing to contribute to him then we don't need the contribution, we just need them to go and vote him.

If 20M Kenyans were to contribute each say KES 60 that would translate your 1.2B KES. This is enough to run a national Presidential Campaign. If @edwinsifuna decides to go for the Presidency, we can bankroll him. What do you guys think?

@droid254 Wako na TV?

Someone oppened a supermarket where they sell everything for 100 bob and there are like two thousand people in there right now... The queues are horrible security are overwhelmed... There are women with children on the queues and they are long

@droid254 Pombe ama wanawake, unataka gani?

What's the plan today Niko free

@GodfreySosi @brendankirotee @Masika_039 Oyaa wise, leta deal

@brendankirotee @Masika_039 Kwani wewe si wise

Money has been withdrawn from my Mpesa 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Lakini Wakenya sisi huwa matacore sana. One man appoints an IEBC of his liking. He buys the media and shuts down those he can’t control. He has Langat firmly in his grip of the police. He is already propping up his friends and kinsmen for the Chief Justice position ahead of 2027. He has opened the borders wide and is issuing IDs to foreigners like sweets. Halafu sisi tunangoja 2027. I pity us.

After misa ya kwanza uko busy?

@kiptuii @citizentvkenya And who told you it's Oburu's party?

@citizentvkenya Kiburi pro max. Form your party; let’s see how far your antics really go! Heshimu party leader

Edwin Sifuna: Oburu tafuta SG wako. Siwezi kuwa SG wa Oburu. I will not be the SG of mediocrity. You do not deserve me

Kuna wale wanajua kusoma order alafu kuna wale wa broad based😀

Kesho!