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@BernieSanders If only someone, anyone, had predicted this embarrassment. Oh, wait...

I have spoken with Graham Platner about the best path forward for Maine. In light of these very serious allegations, I have recommended that he step aside.

@itskaeleerene Back porch swing seems smooth. Someone is putting in the proper maintenance.

Rate my swing 1-10

The sad part is, much of Europe ISN'T better than this. That said, the good ones are really good, and they're as disgusted by their neighbors as we are indifferent. Also, the Japanese are always awesome. Even before the WC, I've had the pleasure to interact Japanese tourists in Florida. Those are consistently great people. Such step up from the usual Canadians.

The anti-American hatred from Europe after Team USA’s loss is sad. We welcomed you into our country. We bought your drinks. We sang your songs with passion. We did it because we love you. We still do, because we know you’re better than this. God Bless America.

@ApexSeeker_ 👍

🇯🇵 I’m Japanese. Question for Americans. Even without anime… Would you still want to visit Japan? 🇯🇵 👍 Yes 👎 No Be honest.

@hubyszn Kids play it, then move on to more popular sports or other careers outside of sports. Soccer isn't getting our top tier homegrown athletes, for the most part. It's just not a thing here.

The USA is embarrassingly bad at soccer considering how massive of a country they are. Like how do you have that many people and yet are still straight buns at the most popular sport in the world. Brutal look

@PunishedRWR I promised the Norwegians. There's a lot of them, so I can't let them down. Til Valhall! or something like that.

Americans, Who are you going to root for in the World Cup now that the USA is out??

@ASvanevik Not a soccer fan, but I'll get behind this anyway. Til Valhall!

Now that the US is knocked out, I am formally extending an invitation to the American people to support Norway. Why? 1: The Vikings discovered America before Columbus. 2: There are more ethnic Norwegians in the US than in Norway. 3: Next weekend we can pillage the English peasants together. 4:

@HistoryGame_V @JoueursBE Okay, Twinkles, that’s enough fanboying for one night. You really need to get the drooling under control. Saint Bernards have less saliva. And better breath. Do they really not have tooth brushes over there?

@MkHmmr @JoueursBE It is 'special' alright...

Depuis hier on a énormément d'Américains sous nos tweets et voilà ce que j'ai pu constater en 24 heures : - Certains nous traitent de peureux parce qu'apparemment on aurait peur d'affronter leur équipe au complet (la folie), alors qu'on veut juste que les règles relatives aux suspensions et aux cartons rouges soient appliquées équitablement à tout le monde. - D'autres nous voient comme une espèce de sous-français parce qu'on parle français et qu'on n'a pas notre propre langue, alors qu'eux-mêmes parlent anglais (?), une langue qui, il me semble, vient d'Angleterre. On n'a pas le droit de perdre contre eux la team, vraiment pas.

@Fx3313 @JoueursBE Shh, chucklebunny, if your opinion doesn’t matter in your own country, why would you think it’d matter here?

@MkHmmr @JoueursBE American English is nothing more than a lousy accent.

@dave43law Europeans are so sensitive.

Been saying this all day Share - it needs to happen

@mikegalsworthy Give it a rest, Sasquatch. The manufactured outrage made for a fun debate, but it’s over now.

Americans just don’t seem to get it. It’s really bizarre.

@dannyoh337 And yet we still sit on a throne we built in your head.

USA YOU ARE GOING HOME TONIGHT YOU CORRUPT FUCKS

@TraderWolfe @JoueursBE Yep. Didn't watch it, but I heard the US team was crap. I'm currently disappointed in a more important game loss - the Rays to the Yankees, 5-1. At home, no less.

@MkHmmr @JoueursBE Belgium 4 - US 1... Game over.

@martynziegler Yawn.

How big a crisis is this for Infantino ? Very, very big. FIFA can manipulate World Cup hosting votes and get away with it, but for many member nations when it potentially manipulates the result of a World Cup quarterfinal that is beyond what is acceptable.

@TheBabylonBee Right? Very entertaining.

@louderry I'd agree. Soccer is silly. But it does bring in some money, and that's useful to buy beer. And having the Japanese over was nice. Excellent people. Which made up for having the europeans over. So whiny. Except for the Scots. And Freddy. Meh, it's a wash.

Should a country that doesn't know the rules of FOOTBALL, or even how to spell it , host a FOOTBALL World Cup ?

@greg16676935420 First, I never cared or pretended to. The only redeeming quality was being able to troll the euroweenies. They get so uptight it's impossible not to mess with them.

I guess we can all stop pretending to care about soccer now

@AzPetrich First, it's just soccer, you can chill a bit. Second, you're so gleeful about this. It's creepy.

Hey, Team 🇺🇸 USA, I hope you realize that even if you win the World Cup now, no other country will think that you did it without cheating or respect you! Trump ruins everything.

@Airvooocht Why? What did he do wrong? He seemed rather stoic about the whole thing compared to most whiny soccer players.

Florian Balogun will be booed in every French and European stadium for the rest of his career. Honestly, his best move today would be to catch a sudden case of food poisoning before kickoff.

@LearnToToad Who's pretending? I don't like it. And a lot of the fans are just weenies with a gob on one end or the other.

Rooting against the US in soccer so we don't have to hear Americans pretending like they know or like soccer for at least another 4 years