rehabilitated hellsite user

ran from it, hid from it, but it caught up to me (possessing a public account) rt or smth to help find oomfs

@yoongienthusias see this is what being 26 is truly about you don’t need strava you need a beer and a walkable city fr

@MlSSINGPRSN i just finished my 10k and i’m gonna go get beer now !

i am so close to downloading strava is this what being 26 is

@yoongienthusias (im also getting my steps in while drinking this bud magnum im at 16k for today)

@yoongienthusias (im lying out my ass bc i track every calorie and workout)

@yoongienthusias as a fellow 26 year old teenager you can still frolic around

@yoongienthusias don’t do this to yourself oomf

" this might be the funniest picture of all time " you're mad eze 😭♥️♥️

im en route to look like this in 3 months btw

Pep Guardiola is much more than just an unbelievable manager. He spoke up for the people of Palestine, Sudan and Congo while others looked away. Pep used his platform to defend our shared humanity. That will never be forgotten. Thank you, Pep.

Why don't we make literally the entire country happy and promote both Hull and Boro and then relegate West Ham and Spurs 🤷🤷🤷

This is a man called Danny Bassett - I don’t have a better picture of him. I didn’t even know his second name until recently. He stood a couple of rows behind me at the Emirates. Always topless and always bringing the energy. We’d hug when we scored and shake hands and have a quick chat if we won. Beyond that, we didn’t know each other at all, but he was part of my Arsenal experience for close to a decade. Danny died suddenly last summer and he didn’t get to experience this season. I thought about him a lot today. I hope you enjoyed it mate. You’re missed.

So deep into Arsenal joyscrolling I’m on AO3

@artetaspam put it off for too long to get xabi in but i imagine they go for iraola now

Farrkkkkkk

never in my life as an arsenal fan could i imagine how satisfying this one message was to rip off the dome it was like taking a satisfying shit (on an united fan’s headtop)

@yoongienthusias personally i blocked an ex and hours later we won the league so make of that what u will

@yoongienthusias itll go one of two ways where nothing you say will impact him bc he can’t be any happier or if he’s still in love with you it’ll make him question his sanity due to the euphoria he’d feel

should i text my ex that congrats on the arsenal win

They thought Arsenal fans were unbearable before. Trossard > Neymar imo

How it feels seeing an Arsenal title

@dk_fakegod made a list of my own

I love everyone on this list. All are invited to the parade

‘let it all work out’ 😭😭😭😭

Viktor Gyokeres has always been clear of Harry Kane, if he disagrees he should put his premier league title on the table